March 19, 2002
Get A Job

Everyone should go work at Shaws. Or Stop & Shop. You all just love to label.

'Oh, I'm a freak, I'm an outcast, I'm just different, leave people like me alone, just because we're not preps like you --'

Ahhh blah blah blah. Shut up. Anyone who says something like this is just wants attention, and you all know it. You don't want people to get the "wrong impression" that you are concerned with being popular. And maybe you're not. But having to resort to labeling is ridiculous.

You treat people like soup. Your label maker is your best friend. Of course, your "best friends" are just the people who 'understand who I really am and are always there for me.'

Man, I love that definition... I think from now on, I'm going to refer to you all as my aquaintances. 'Oh yeah, today my aquaintance ____ said...'

Sounds good.

But anyway, your real best friend is your label maker. You're a team. Teamo supremo. Was that person wearing Abercrombie? "Total prep." Ew, those pants definitely are a size too big, what a "goth". Fuckin' "whore", look at her.

Yep, that's how it goes. They'll get used to it eventally, right? Sooner or later they'll realize that you're just expressing the population's opinion, they'll have to understand.

You're just looking out for everyone else, right? Maybe someday, you'll be promoted at Shaws...

From '50% off' to 'Paper or plastic'.

- Molly your Aquaintance{8:48 pm}

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