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It all started in a log cabin a few...hundred years ago in what will soon become the U.S.Then there was a pink pony who ran against me in the race to be president... But then a giant cheeseburger came and attacked everyone. I saw a phonebooth and when no one noticed , I jumped into it and got into my deadly butterfly costume and I got ready to save the day. But then I found out that pink ponies were my kryptonite!!!(dun dun dun) And it made me need to take a dookie!!!!(gasp)
And it made me need to take a dookie!!!!(gasp) I was getting destroyed by this dookieness and I had to fight it. But then a huge dookie came out of my bootie. It grew arms and started to attack me. When I thought I was a goner, my side-kick....uuh..Robin..no no..Colin Mochery came to save the day with his baldness. The dookie was killed but then we looked over and we saw..."Great Scott" Christopher Lloyd and Micheal J. Fox(another gasp)
Christopher Lloyd and Micheal J. Fox started attacking Colin and Me...then at the time we were about to defeat the BTTF characters, colin got ran over by the pink ponie while Wayne Brady was riding it. Then they flew away. I was all alone with the famous actors when all of a sudden, a giant slurpee came and attacked the evil stars. but then Anthony Gomez came out of nowhere and finished them. We all lived happily ever after.
Anthony and I thanked the giant slurpee. "Hey," I said," you neeed a name. How about Debbie!" "Sure!" said Debbie. Then we raised our arms and shouted " SUPER FRIENDS...er... PALS! YEAH, that's it SUPER PALS!" Then the giant cheeseburger (that we forgot to kill) attacked Anthony and I! We were to hurt to get up so Debbie (who is actually a man) had to fight alone. Debbie started to drench the giant cheeseburger with his icy, artifitial cherry flavored...aahhh forget it, he attacked.
The cheeseburger was stunned, but not killed, that means he's not dead, he's alive!!! The cheese burger got ready to attack. He opened up his bun.(haha, buns thats funny). It sucked Debbie between his meat and lettuce and crunched him. Then he was covered in artifitial cherry flavored slush. Debbie has left us...forever. Anthony and i ran over to HIS body and knelt down beside him. The cheeseburger was about to finish us, but then Wayne Brady, riding his pink ponie, ran over the cheeseburger and flew away.
Anthony hopped on my back and we flew away and followed them (concidering I'm in a butterfly costume). Anthony and I landed on the far, far away, deadly planet X ...eerrrr.Los Angeles! There we saw a giant coke cup and a giant Starbucks coffee. We named the coke Fred (who is actually a woman), and the giant coffee, Pat(who is actually a-we don't know yet). All of a sudden, a giant hot dog walked out of the 7 Eleven.(have you noticed that everything is giant)? The giant hot dog drew his musterd and ketchup. Our new Super Pal team got ready for battle.
We needed to think of a plan, quick too because the hot dog came running at us. Fred, who is the dumbest one of the bunch, started to charge yelling "Macaroni!!!" ( I don't get it either). Fred got attacked by the giant hot dog and was crushed as soon as we saw her get attacked. It was then that we found out that she was an EMPTY coke cup.(that means he's weak like Sprite Remix). We weren't very sad because she was dumb. We put our hands together and zaped it with our mighty...uh...Friendship power.(haha how cheesey)
The hot dog was fried like a dad cooking a BBQ. Pat decided to attack him while he was weak. But Anthony pulled him back and told him that he needs to fight (he barely has done anything, he needs credit). Anthony is powered by music so we turned on Blindside (though Anthony doesn't like screaming songs). As we turned on the music, he got all buff (as if Anthony wasn't buff already). He jumped at the hot dog and turned the other cheek right on his face. We defeated the hot dog! We started off to the 7 Eleven but then a giant burrito came out!
Since Pat wasn't able to fight the hot dog, she decided to fight the burrito. the burrito tried to shoot beans at Pat but since it doesn't have eyes it missed and shot them into Anthony's mouth. He started to cut the cheese like crazy until he squeesed out a little juice (I laughed so much at him I even told his little brother Alex). The giant dookie didn't attack anyone, but walked away and called a taxi (that was just dumb like a thumb).Pat ran up to the burrito and attacked him with his boiling coffee. The burrito burned up and his beans poped, he was dead...no...defeated. We ran into 7 Eleven.
As we went into the 7 Eleven, We saw three cashiers with donuts and Sobes. Since there were three, we each got our share of fighting...ness, yeah that's it. The cashees (as we like to call them) ran at us and started to fight. One of the cashees (Pat's opponent) was a bit larger than the others (that means he's fat). For some reason, never threw any donuts at Pat. He was mostly eating them. After eating a baker's dozen donuts, he was still hungry and went to Krispy Kreme. We never saw him again. Anthony's opponent needed to clean the toilets or he would be fired. He went to clean the toilets, slipped and fell into the toilet. Then we found out that the dookie that came out of Anthony ate him. All of a sudden, Wayne Brady came in on the pink pony and was mad because when he sat down to take a dookie, and Anthony's dookie bit his buns. So he took his anger out on My opponent. We got ready to battle! Then we saw Patrick (from Spongebob) come into The Lair looking for himself (I still don't get it). Patrick has always had something against Pink (uuuhhh...he is pink). Wayne called him tubby and Patrick opened his mouth and ate Wayne. But wait a second...aren't pink ponies my kryptonite? All of a sudden, I started to dookie up a storm. I made an army of dookie and they killed the pink pony! 7 Eleven was right next to a cliff, but since Pat is a Coffee and has no eyes, s/he almost fell off, but missed the cliff and Big Foot came and drank it.We never found out what Pat was and we never will. We also never found out if I won the presidential race. Wait...that was just dreams I had ten days in a row. This is my real story...