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| 'We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on the planet.' -Mark Hoppus 'I wish they had weiner farms, cause then maybe I could get a bigger one.' -Mark Hoppus, talking about his 'pepee'. 'Thank God I didn't get a boner!' -Mark, talking about the filming of the wmaa video with Janine the porn star. 'We're like Fisher Price: My First Punk Band.' -Hoppus on Blink's relationship with fans. |
| 'You know what's really embarassing? When you go to the emergency room and you have to convince the doctor that you slipped and fell on the G.I.Joe- and explain why it was lubricated.' -Mark, being stupid. 'I think sex is a race to orgasm- and I'm undefeated.' Mark. 'We believe that people can come to a show, take off all their clothes, and run around and have a good time.' Tom 'I think they're superfunny but you would never hear me [talking like them]. If I feel like being a potty-mouth in the privacy of my own home, I will. I just don't have it in me to do it in front of ten thousand strangers.' [gasp] Travis about Mark and Tom. 'I finally found true love...I bought a hamster, and I've never felt emotions this deep before.' Mark, in the introduction for I won't be home for Christmas. 'A lot of guys like to fantasise about having sex with two girls at the same time...I like to fantasise about having sex with the same girl twice. Thank you.' Mark 'Hey Tom...This dude is calling us sellouts. HELLO. You just payed 20 bucks to see us." Mark, on stage. 'Hey! Put those away. If I wanted to see 13 year old boobs I'd hang out by the Junior High with my Dad.' Tom, on stage. 'Who ordered the naked midgit?' -Mark 'That would be me.' Tom 'This song is really hard to play, so if you all shut the fuck up maybe I could concentrate.' Tom, onstage about to play What's my age Again? 'Basically I just want you to know I am responsible for anything good the band has to offer.' Tom, The Urethra Chronicles. 'My birthday is March 15th, which makes me a pisces, which means I'm very sexy.' Mark 'Please don't throw up your dirty toilet paper, I'm not hungry.' Tom, talking to fans. 'I'm not gay. A lot of people think I'm gay.' Tom 'My nuts taste better with fudge.' Tom 'I'm probably the sexiest, and the best in bed. Even if I'm by myself in bed.' Tom 'It's Travis' sweat, cause we fucked in the butt. Travis fucked me in the butt, and i sweated so much that I came.' Mark 'We're in Tokyo Disneyland. Cinderella's Castle. Get a shot of the castle you bastard.' Mark, to Scott 'I am you moron.' Scott, to Mark. 'Alright, if I had to sleep with a man it would be Harrison Ford.' Mark 'Hey don't tell me what to play. Fuck it, fuck you.' Tom 'Take off your pants Dad Your penis is the biggest thing My butt's ever had Cause I know It feels so good.' Tom's song |