I already said how I used to walk the streets as a she-male whore. Don't start getting horny already, this is serious. Well, that night, I was standing at my corner, and the street was empty, cause it was Saturday, and the time was about 3:00 in the morning, so there wasn't much traffic, and not much of a clientelle either... I knew I shouldn't go hunting on Saturdays. I hardly had a couple of clients each time I did, and as if this wasn't enough, Laura was there, to complete the picture of desolation. Laura, my nemesis... >sigh<... She was such a nice girl, but she was ugly as fucking sin and loud as Ru Paul on Madonnine... I couldn't stand it, and she would always come up to me, "darling" and "dear"ing me, "honey" and "babe"ing me, and then she would hang herself from my arm and not let go. She took all my clients too, because she was ugly as sin. But I let her get away with it, because I am a kind-hearted bitch, and she was only there on Saturdays anyway... and she was fresh out of jail, I mean, come on, what was I supposed to do, kick her ass for trespassing? It wasn't like she would have been the first, and anyway, I hated being territorial about my turf, since I hated it when people got territorial about theirs. So, call me naïve, OK? OK... Well... as I said, the street was dark, and Laura was there, when I see a car rolling slowly towards us, and parking casually near the sidewalk. I figure it's a client, so, having already let Laura have her share of my flock, I go see, you know? At first, all I see is a guy, about my age, short stout fellow with a shaved head and tatoos. I smile, say hello, then I start getting the feeling I 'm missing something, and, Oh shit! There was a girl in the co-drivers' seat! She was also about my age, and she had the longest, darkest hair I had ever seen this side of a manga cartoon. I start laughing, cause I realise I was making a mistake, and the couple had just stopped to shag, or light a fag, or something, and I was probably freaking them out, so I tell them "sorry, didn't see you" meaning the girl, and take my face out of their car.

But I had'nt had the time to take three steps (it was a narrow sidewalk anyway) when I hear Laura, who had sneakily crawled behind my back while I was talking to the couple, calling my name. I turn around, and she says "they want you". I 'm touched. It was my first time with a couple, you know? And I knew couples really pay up, so I didn't intend on loosing this, or messing it up. I walk to the car, and stick my head through the window. The girl is smiling, the guy is sort of guffawing nervously. He was on coke, and his eyes were bulging. "So?" I ask them. The guy, amidst little spasic coughs and with a slurring voice, tells me that he and the girl, wanted a she-male for the night, and after a lot of thought they decided on me. Yeah, right. At this point, it was probably either me or Laura. I decided to spare them the disaster, and said that I 'm in for it, but they 'd have to pay. The guy says OK, and asks my price.

Now, pay attention. Normal price where I worked, the standard fare, so to speak, was 5 thousand drachmas if you did it in the car, and two more if you went to the hotel- or whatever the hotel charged. I used to work in a really squalid shithole, called the "Epiros", but I took the best clients, ie the gorgeous ones or the ones with the most expensive looking cars, to better places, and of course charged them something more, ranging from ten to fifteen thousand (hotel not included). I admit that's cheap but I was still new, and I didn't dare charge too much. Just like now: I didn't want to lose the couple, and their car was just an old battered looking Toyota Corolla, so I didn't dare ask for too much, but I didn't want to ask for too little either. I didn't trust Laura, to ask her, and anyway, I didn't want to give the couple the impression that I 'm inexperienced, lest they reconsider, so I just blurted out "25".

The guy nodded, and I cursed myself. It was obviously less than he either expected, or was ready to pay, I could have scored much better than that. Boy, I didn't know shit! So, I get in the car, and we get a move on to one of my "classy" (bullshit) hotels, the "Erato". A tacky place full of mirrors, but at least some of the sheets where clean some of the time, and you could order a drink, something unheard of at the "Epiros". So, we go sit in the hotels' lounge, I can't remember why, maybe we were waiting for the receptionist to get over with accommodating somebody else, I can't remember. Until then, I had, for some weird reason, made up my mind, that the couple was no couple at all, but just a guy who picked up a whore from somewhere, I still can't recall why. But, then, there in the lounge, the guy, called Dimitris, lets me in on the big secret. He and Maria, the girl, live in the country, you see, and they have just come to Athens for a short holiday, and they 're looking for the thrill of their lives. "So, can you do that, for us, Vanda?" Well, can I? They were paying, and I liked the girl, and the boy was a complete asshole, so I figured I could cope, but I still felt something was amiss... The Dimitris guy is still stoned like shit, and the girl is still posing for Anime Girl of the Month, so I just smile vainly, and mysteriously, and say that, but of course I will, that's my job, I 'm a fucking professional, you little redneck... but not in so many expressions....

Now, the guy from the reception was ready to help us, so we tell him that, obviously, we want a room. But, the little bastard sensed there was a cow begging to be milked, here, so he said, I mean he was unbelievable, he said that he can't rent us one room for the three of us, that it would be illegal, cause all his rooms are for two persons only. So, what we have to do, is pay for two rooms, and we can get at it in one as we love. He got away with it too, cause I couldn'r care less, I mean, ok, it's not my money, so let the guy make his living, right? But he gave us like the worse room in the whole fucking hotel, the little bastard, which I couldn't stand for, so we changed to another one. Never mind that, we 're finally there, and I 'm getting ready for a long night. Sometimes, I really had to earn my money, you know. I asked for my twenty five K in advance, and we can relax and get all sensual. So, I relax, light a fag, and start casual chit- chat, while the guy relaxes and sits on the bed too. He takes his shoes off, and I tell him to start undressing, upon which he produces a little pvc- roll parcell with half a g of cocke in. Oh, goody, I get to sniff a bonus, heehee. I start rolling a bank note, and arranging the stuff, and we have some, and I start getting horny and help the guy strip, so you can say that we are ready... but, well, the girl isn't. She's sitting on a chair, the most uncomfortable one in the damned room, with her luscious hair pouring down her face, legs crossed, arms tight over her breast and she's brooding, for fucks' sake. I mean, I have to do something about it. Sounds like a job for Superman.

I start cajoling her into participating, first with words, then I get up and start touching things, but she doesn't let go. She seems totally freaked, like she is scared from all this. I 'm sure I was wrong to think she was a colleague, by then, so I ask, first her, and then Dimitris, why isn't she participating. "Doesn't she like me"? Or what? It turns out to be what... as Dimitris explains. See, the whole mystery is that the two of them had had a row, about being Jealous, I wouldn't remember who was supposed to be accusing the other one of jealousy, but then Dimitris challenged Maria to a sort of bet, he told her he would make her jealous, and of course she said that no matter what he did, she wouldn't be jealous. They ended up in the Erato, with me as the supposed envymonger. I was supposed to help Dimitris make Maria jealous, you see? Shi-et! Ah, that really pissed me off. Or maybe it was the coke, I wouldn't know. But I got furious, so I stopped fooling around. I played a bit with the jerk, and then took the girl in, like she could resist or something, ha. I helped her off her clothes, and I started playing with her. She was dumbstruck, I guess it was her first time with a she- male, and she didn't really know what to make out of it. At first. But she was really drop dead gorgeous, you know? Just my kind of girl (one of them at least), small and lean and did I mention she had that unbelievable hair? Great eyes too, I think they were blue. Beautiful girl, so I just let myself go, and enjoyed it. The guy was trying to join in , the little horny brute, but I wasn't letting him. Man, I was going to fuck her under his nose, and he wouldn't be able to say a fucking word. Jealousy? Hah, I was going to show him who was gonna be jealous...

The girl finally managed to get her head around what was happening, and it was about time for some team work too, I was getting tired doing everything on my own. So, she's on top of me, and I 'm sucking her little breasts, all the time keeping the asshole from getting between us, when she throws her hair around my face, pushes her lips against my ear and whispers, frightened, "you dig! You really dig!!" I think I started laughing, but I let her know that I did... "dig". She became much more lively after that. We really rocked, and the guy, Dimitris, just stood there, gawping at us, unbelieving. And I wasn't over with him. I shouldn't bother you with the details, but after me and Maria did what we had to do, I had him wear my dress, my panties, my wig, my boots were too small for him, and I stuck my cock in his mouth. Then I went on shagging his girlifriend, and imagine how it was, me without even my wig on, fucking the girl, while the guy was standing aside, dressed in my stuff and looking like an idiot. I 'm sorry I didn't have a dildo with me, it would have really come in handy, I bet we would all have found innovative ways of using it. And I sniffed all his coke, on top of that. And of course I got payed extra for every little thing I did, to him or his girlfrienf, with or without his approval, I totaled 75 thousand drachmas at the end of the night. Quite cool, for a Saturday.

Well, I didn't ever meet the girl again, though I wouldn't have minded. Except that she was driving me mad, being so pathetic. You see, at some point, we ran out of fags, so I sent the guy, not in my dress mind you, to get some . That way I found the time and peace to talk with the girl. Naturally, the first thing I asked her, was how the fuck she was staying with that specimen, while she could certainly do much better than that, I mean, she was pretty, you know? More than just ordinary pretty, she was really pretty. She gave me some pathetic excuse of an excuse, she told me she was from a wealthy familly and she was used to living with money so, when her familly fell short, she felt she had to find a guy with money to pay for her shit. Well, who was I to talk, I was a she- male. But then, again, that was the fucking point, I was a she- male, no better was ever to be expected of me, it was natural for me to be a whore. While, she, she had it all. I mean, her explanation was lame, to say the least. Even if she didn' mind being some guys' private whore, she could do so fucking better than Dimitris. She could become a professional, after all, a model, a call girl, hell, I couldn't believe her. I still don't know if I do. For all I know, these two could have been on that kink for a long time, and maybe this whole absurd story of jealousy and all, was just an excuse tale, the kind people sometimes feel they have to give you when they ask you for something they find embarassing. Or a turn-on fantasy. I still don't know. I guess I 'll never know. I took the tale Maria spun me for serious, and I didn't make the least of efforts to keep her phone number, and contact her... though she asked me to... I was so tired of self -destruct sequences, back then, I felt I couldn't have handled it. Well... you guessed it, It's still turning in my mind. Shit, I guess I 'll have to die without ever finding out...

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