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| Alex "Logan" - Guitar |
| Artwork by Sideburns Joe |
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| Born: May 9, 1997 city: czechoslavakia republic the greatest dump of all time im not just a logan im a logan im a meat butcher workin at North Gate market Turn off: stickin my wiener in a rat trap, having to endure Arms and Bum saying "where's your hot cousin man?", delivering pizza at 4 A.M. and examining my shit after i've pooped it out Turn ons: ?V guitars, white chicks in the sack, talkin about my hot cousins, watching porn with my friends and delivering babies at the local hospital favorite bands: Kreator, ice cube, Bob Marely and the Whalers, Buttcrack Bobby, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds and the Cure Favorite line: "Kreator kicks ass and all other metal bands suck especially Metallica!" |