This brings us to the end of My Desert Life: An Introduction. In future parts you'll get to see the day and nightlife of this great town, plus you'll hear the story behind what exactly is going on here and why I want to leave so much. For those of you who are familiar with wrestling, this place strongly resembles WCW, with our morning show even serving as our "Nitro" (although our show is much better).
Until next time, get those preorders in for Happiness is a Dirty Whore, buy Chroma Key "YOU GO NOW," and take it easy. I've got to go get ripped off by a car repair now.