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JN: Well here it I, the one we've all been waiting for� who's your favorite to win this match up Love?
DL: Personally I think AOD is going to surprise everyone and escape first.
JN: I think Bal Sagoth is going to be the soul survivor of this match up myself.
DL: But Bal Sagoth had that match against Reaper last week, he may not be in top form.
JN: True� I've just been informed that the competitors have been told to bring a weapon of their choice with them to the ring. I don't really see the point because the ring is packed with various weapons.
DL: The more the merrier I guess. Hahaha
JN: Hahaha
Candy the Announcer: Now for the main event, to decide the King of Hardcore for 2004, the Thunderdome Match!
Crowd cheers.
Candy: First up, hailing from Chicago Il, standing at 6'10" and weighing in at 315lbs� The Angel of Death!
Of Wolf & Man hits the P.A as AOD makes his way into the arena receiving a loud pop from the fans as he lifts his weapon of choice in the air� it's a sledgehammer.
Candy: Secondly, hailing from Long beach, NY, standing at 6'7" and weighing in at 256lbs� Sparky!
Raw hits the P.A as Sparky makes his way into the arena to a mixed reaction from the fans as he lifts his choice of weapon in the air� it's a lead pipe.
JN: We all know Sparky is quite lethal with that lead pipe of his; he took out Johnny Golden with it once before costing him the match.
DL: Well Johnny Golden is in this match up Jay, so we'll see if its sweet revenge?
Candy: Thirdly, hailing from Sydney Australia, standing at 6'7" and weighing in at 200lbs� Legend Killer!
The End Is Near hits the P.A as Legend Killer makes his way onto the stage; he stands at the entrance holding a barb-wire baseball bat.
Candy: Fourthly, hailing from Teesside England, standing at 6'8" and weighing in at 360lbs� the current AIWF World Heavyweight Champion� Bal Sagoth!!
Tyrants hits the P.A as Bal and Lacuna make their way onto the stage as the crowd look in amazement, they stop, Bal is holding up a clenched fist in his gauntlet, the gauntlet has spikes on and a bicycle chain is attached.
JN: Still think he's gonna lose Love? There's no way he can lose his weapon of choice now!
DL: Hmmm� wait� look� haha� Sin is following Bal and Lacuna out. I guess he wants to stick with Bal during this match.
JN: Do you blame him?
Candy: Next up, at a combined weight of 594lbs� one half of Fear Factor, Nightmare, Breena and Tsunami!
Step up hits the P.A as Fear Factor walk onto the stage with a mixed reaction from the fans, each holding a kendo stick.
Candy: Next, hailing from Hollywood NY, standing at 5'8" and weighing in at 225lbs� Johnny "The Bomb" Golden!!
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger hits the P.A as Goldens makes his way to the stage to a huge ovation from the fans. He holds a customized steel chair in hand.
JN: He is swinging that chair about like a maniac� wait a minute� is that actually Golden?
DL: No�wait� I think it's� his alter ego� the Mad Bomber!?
JN: What the�? So he wasn't joking about that?
DL: I guess not.
Candy: And lastly, hailing from Long Island NY, standing at 6'4" and weighing in at 245lbs� Danny Polar!
You Can Hate Me Now hits the P.A as Danny Polar makes his way onto the stage with a mixed reaction from the fans, he raises his weapon of choice in the air which is a crowbar.
JN: Well all superstars are in the ring now and their lowering the dome.
DL: They taken sides already Jay, Fear Factor are in one corner, The Mad Bomber is in another, Legend Killer in another and Sparky and Danny Polar in another� with AOD, Bal and Sin in the middle�
JN: Well there isn't a person in this ring that doesn't want a piece of Bal, Sin or AOD� this is going to be a massacre.
DL: The bell has rung and the match is officially underway. But they seem to be standing there? Who is going to be the first one to strike? This suspense is killing me.
JN: Johnny Golden runs into Bal with his chair as Feat Factor turn on AOD and Sin. Bal with a kick to the face sends Golden flying back onto the mat and dropping his chair. AOD and Sin double clothesline Fear Factor slamming them back into the mat. Sparky and Legend Killer are the left standing there?�
DL: Bal going to work on Johnny Golden with that chain of his, he's wrapped it round Golden's neck and is choking him! AOD and Sin have exploded and are laying into Nightmare and Tsunami. Breena is taking a step back trying to get AOD off Nightmare but Sparky runs in now with a bulldog. What a cheap shot!
JN: Legend Killer and Danny Polar putting a stop to this breaking Sparky off Breena and nailing him with a right hand.
DL: Bal isn't letting go of Golden Jay� Golden is almost blue! That sick son of a bitch is trying to kill him!!
JN: And you said he wouldn't be up to it, ha� the hold is broken up as AOD Irish whips Nightmare into Bal, knocking him over onto the turnbuckle. Golden is gasping for air as he rolls out of the ring.
DL: Legend Killer and Polar are still going to work on Sparky as Legend Killer �picks him up and piledrives him into the mat. Breena quick off the mark jumps onto Legend Killers back, scratching and pulling his hair. Killer manages to push her off and she lands flat on her ass. Legend Killer looks really pissed now, he's turning to Breena, Breena's trying to crawl away but isn't quick enough. Legend Killer has hold of her ankle and is going for a sharpshooter, as he turns he's greeted by Danny Polar with a superkick now Breena is going to town on Legend Killers face! See Jay this is how you do it, you team with the strongest in the situation and when it's over you turn on them, it's the only way to get ahead.
JN: Hmm� Oh wait Bal is confronting AOD now about what he just done, Golden is still on the floor and Nightmare is slowly getting up. AOD pushes Bal. Bal looks around and pushes AOD. AOD with a right hand to Bal! Bal with a right hand to AOD! Their tearing each other apart!! Listen to the crowd, they love it!
DL: Nightmare is to his feet and he's watching AOD and Bal fighting. Nightmare runs towards the ropes. Bal ducks as Nightmare dropkicks AOD in the face but landing on his shoulder. Bal standing up now laughing slightly as he rolls back over the ropes and lands outside. I guess he's going back for Golden! Bal is walking over to Golden, but Golden is up and runs at Bal, pushing him into the side of the dome. Golden is going to work on Bal's upper torso with closed fists! Bal trying to pry Golden off him but he isn't able to, he raises his gauntlet up and slams it down onto Golden's back. Golden stops momentarily but begins punching again. Bal raises his gauntlet again and brings it down onto Golden's back once more but Golden isn't slowing down.
JN: Tsunami is to his feet now as he pushes Sin off him, Sin bounces off the ropes and is met with a kick to the midsection followed by a snap suplex. Tsunami is walking over to help Nightmare up, now their both putting the boot to AOD. AOD is slowly getting up but Nightmare and Tsunami are not backing down, their really going for it! �Breena is still kicking Legend Killer. Legend Killer rolls to the outside of the ring and lands on the ground face down. Sparky and Polar soon turn on Breena as they back her into a turnbuckle chopping her across the chest.
DL: AOD is on his feet now and quickly grabs Nightmare by the hair while Tsunami still punches him. Wait a minute, Sin is back on his feet, he's grabbed Tsunami and nailed him with a German Suplex� two German Suplexes� can he make it three? Yes! Sin executed a perfect Triple German Suplex. Sin taunts to the crowd as he puts the boot back on Tsunami.
JN: Sparky and Polar are still working on Breena in that turnbuckle. Legend Killer is moving slightly, his arm is under the apron, what's he doing? Sparky is cooling off now as he backs away from Breena and she falls face first into the mat. Sparky's seen Legend Killer and has slid out the ring as Polar goes to work on Breena. He's picked Killer up, kick to the midsection but Killer moves back and� OH! He's blown chalk dust in Sparky's eyes! Sparky's walking around blinded, swinging in all directions. Legend Killer is toying with him now; he's slapping him upside the head and moving back laughing.
DL: Wait, look at Bal. Bal has Golden by the throat and has pushes him off him. Golden falls back into the ring post. Bal has hold of Golden now as he drives Golden face first into the side of the dome. Once. Twice. Three times! Golden falls to the floor, Bal slowly picks Golden up and� he's taking off that mask. Golden looks pretty bruised. Bal has him by the hair and is rubbing his head off the dome wall, Golden's busted open! Golden's forehead is bleeding!!
JN: Damn that's gotta hurt!
DL: Wait� Golden is moving back slightly, he's pushed Bal off him and is now laying into Bal with both hands, his hands are a blur! Wait a minute� he's stopped� he's spat on his hand� he's bringing it back further� and nailed Bal square in the face, Bal's knocked back and on the floor.
JN: Whoa, I don't think I've seen anyone do that to Bal! Golden is looking for his mask now. He goes to put it on but is greeted by Sin who nails him with a dropkick from the turnbuckle. Both superstars are laying on the floor motionless� oh my god, look at AOD! AOD has Tsunami over his shoulders� he's� he's� oh my god! He's thrown Tsunami from the ring and into the dome wall! Tsunami's landed on his neck and doesn't seem to be moving�
DL: That's not stopping AOD though. It looks like he's going to finish the job. Oh haha, look at Legend Killer and Sparky. Sparky is still blinded by that dust and Legend Killer is kicking him in the ass and moving out the way. Sparky looks really pissed Jay haha.
JN: Yeah he's thrashing about the place trying to grab Legend Killer. And he's done it, He's got Legend Killer by the hair and Sparky is letting all that anger out as he pounds Killers head in. Wow, I've never seen Sparky this pissed before. Killer is falling to his knee, but he's struggling to get back up. Sparky has Legend Killer in a headlock now and Sparky slams them both into the dome wall, crushing Legend Killer.
DL: Legend Killer is punching like mad!! Wait look at Polar, he's picking Breena up. OUCH! Legend Killer has just pushed Sparky into the side of the ring and Sparky's head pinged off the turnbuckle. Legend Killer is stumbling around slightly and OH MY GOD! Danny Polar threw Breena at Legend Killer!! Legend Killer caught her but fell back into the dome wall, cracking his head off it. There's six superstars are laid on the floor unconscious now� this has gotta be some sort of record??
JN: You spoke too soon Love, Bal is to his feet, he's bleeding from the mouth. Uh-oh, Danny Polar has seen him. These two have been verbally ripping each other to shreds this week; they've wanted to get their hands on each other so much! Polar leaving the ring now and walking towards Bal. Polar's taunting him. I don't think that's a good idea, do you?
DL: It's not a good idea to look at Bal never mind taunt him� look at Bal's face!! But Polar doesn't seem to care? Polar's happy flipping him off and OH! Bal nearly took Polar's head off with a clothesline!! Bal's going to work on Polar now.
JN: Look� there's some movement here� Golden and Sin are getting to their feet. But Sin's back down holding his stomach, I guess that was a desperation move to stop Golden from getting to Bal. Golden's to his feet and he's reached the chair in the ring. He's walking towards Bal. Bal's really putting the boot to Polar Love.
DL: GOLDEN NEARLY FLATTENED BAL WITH THAT CHAIR!! Bal's fallen to his knees holding his head and Golden's going for another� wait� Bal has stood up and is looking down at Golden!? Look, its Sin! Sin's has gotten to his feet� Golden is flipped round and Sin DDT's him onto the chair! Bal turns to pick Polar up an rolls him into the ring. Bal has Polar up and nails him with the Divine Intervention.
JN: AOD has stopped putting the boot to Tsunami and is walking towards the door. Wait a minute, Bal's seen him. Bal's rolled out of the ring and attacks AOD knocking him into the dome wall. AOD backs up pushing Bal. And they've blown!! Their exchanging punches!! Bal ducks and manages to grab AOD's head and bangs it off the side of the dome. AOD is down and Bal is stood near the door!! Bal's fussing about with the lock, the door is open� wait� Tsunami came from nowhere and has Irish whipped Bal into the corner of the ring. The door has slammed shut. Tsunami is going to work on Bal now.
DL: Meanwhile Legend Killer is slowly making his way to his feet, holding onto the ring apron. Danny Polar is coming too, and is crawling to the turnbuckle. Legend Killer is in and also crawling to a turnbuckle. Their up� they've seen each other� and their walking into the center of the ring. Danny Polar is asking Legend Killer something. Legend Killer pushed Polar. Polar is looking pissed as he pushes Legend Killer back. OH! They've blown�what a right hand by Legend Killer, their exchanging right hands. Legend Killer goes for a kick to the mid section� he's signaling the audience� is it? Yes! Legend Killer delivered the Evil Intent on Danny Polar. Legend Killer bounces off the ropes but his ankle is caught by Sparky and he trips. Sparky is up and rolls into the ring and is stomping on Legend Killers head. Sparky runs to the turnbuckle� and lands the Nail in the Coffin on both Legend Killer and Danny Polar.
JN: Sin is still working on Golden as he picks him up for the Innocence�OH WAIT! Golden with a kick to the midsection� AND GOLDEN NAILS HIM WITH THE BOMBER BOMB!! Haha, now look at him pumping himself up� the crowd love this guy Love.
DL: Yeah, I haven't seen a crowd pleaser like this for a long time. Haha, Golden is now ripping his shirt off Hulk style. Haha, I love this kid. He reminds me of� OH! Bal Sagoth appeared outta nowhere and nailed Johnny Golden with a chair! Tsunami's on the floor bleeding! Wow, look at Bal's face� that sick son of a bitch is enjoying this. Listen to this crowd as Bal smashes that chair over Golden's back!! They hate him!
JN: Like he cares.
DL: Look, Breena is slowly sliding into the ring behind Bal. She's holding her head looking at the people lying in the ring� now looking at Bal relentlessly smashing Johnny Golden with that chair.
JN: What's she gonna do?...
DL: OH! Breena struck Bal in the back of the head, and again, and again� she's going crazy on him! But Bal doesn't seem to be effected?
JN: Bal's turned around now� I'd hate to be Breena right now.
DL: I think Breena hates to be Breena right now, she's definitely regretting what she's just done as Bal is walking towards her. Run Breena! Oh wait� too late, Bal has her by the hair� what's he saying Jay?
JN: I cant make it out� wait� a bruised and beaten Nightmare has staggered into the ring� he's calling for Bal. Is he insane?
DL: Bal's turned round and is glaring at Nightmare. Nightmare is taunting him to go to him. He is insane!
JN: These two have had a rivalry since Nightmare took his TV Title from him. I guess Bal's agreed to it as he's just flung Breena down to the mat. Bal's pushed Nightmare and Nightmare's pushed Bal. It's like a schoolyard here� all we need now is a circle of chanting kids shouting "Fight!" "Fight!" F-OH! Nightmare has erupted on Bal and there tearing each other apart! Breena is rolling out of the ring and is picking Tsunami up. Their heading towards the door� but AOD has Tsunami by the ankle and isn't letting go. AOD pulls at Tsunami and sends him flying into the mat. AOD is locking in on Tsunami's ankle as he gets to his knees.
DL: Damn that's gotta hurt, look at Tsunami's face, he's writhing in pain. He's pointing to the door. Breena looks and then looks back. It looks like Breena is going to win this. Wait a minute, where's Lacuna going? Breena's opened the door to an ovation from the crowd and� LACUNA KICKED IT SHUT! BREENA GOT THAT DOOR IN THE FACE! Sending her flying back. The referee's didn't see it; they were concentrating on Bal and Nightmare in the middle of the ring!! The cheating little witch! Danny Polar is beginning to move� and so is Legend Killer. AOD has loosened on Tsunami as he grabs the same ankle and drags him towards the ring.
JN: AOD really has phenomenal strength! He's picking a fully grown 250lb man up over his shoulders like it was nothing! AOD has thrown Tsunami into the ring now as he climbs up and steps over the top rope. Which is really a smart move because that way he can keep an eye on him.
DL: Everyone is in the ring again� it looks like there's to be one big rumble! With Bal and Nightmare starting it off haha.
JN: Danny Polar is up and leaning against the turnbuckle looking at the carnage before him. Legend Killer is slowly making his way to his feet but is soon re-acquainted with the mat as Danny Polar begins to stomp on him. Bal gets the upper hand against Nightmare as he whips him into a turnbuckle and begins to choke him with that bicycle chain. AOD is pummeling Tsunami into oblivion with closed fists. Sin is to his feet and is going to work on the semi-unconscious Sparky and has locked in a crippler crossface!! Johnny Golden� hey� where's Golden?
DL: He's walking towards the door!!
JN: The sneaky son of a� wait no he isn't� he's shaking his head and reaching under the ring. He's pulling out weapons Love!
DL: A table� he's setting it up and going back for more!? Now he's got another chair! And he's still going back for more� what's left under there?
JN: What's that? He's pulled a bag out? I don't see how that's going to cause any damage to anyone? He's thrown it into the ring anyway.
DL: Look! Breena is crawling to the door� and the ref's keeping a close eye on Lacuna.
JN: Golden's seen her! He's dragging her back but is greeted with a kick to the face. Golden seems really pissed now. He's picked her up and rolled her into the ring.
DL: AOD has picked up that bag� he's opened it? Look at the smile on his face, it must be something good. He's tipping the bag and ITS THUMBTACKS! AOD is sprinkling the ring with thumbtacks. Bal with an Irish Whip on Nightmare to the far turnbuckle. Bal runs and connects with a clothesline. He's climbing the turnbuckle� but Nightmare has followed, these two are fighting on top of the turnbuckle! They better be careful because� OH MY GOD! BAL SAGOTH SUPLEXED NIGHTMARE FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND THROUGH THE TABLE BELOW! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!
JN: Danny Polar's picked Legend Killer up, a kick to the midsection he's setting him up for the Frostbite� LEGEND KILLER REVERSES AND NALS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
DL: AOD has Tsunami by the hair� he's going for the last ride. Tsunami reverses it and DDT's AOD into the thumbtacks and driving his back into them too!! Their both rolling around in agony!!
JN: Johnny Golden runs to the turnbuckle and hits the 'Dropping the Bomb' on Breena, who gets a knee up causing Golden to bounce off and land on the thumbtacks!
DL: Sin is up and nails Sparky with and Inverted DDT!
JN: I've never seen it before! 10 men in a ring and not a single one on their feet! Armageddon is just standing outside the Dome, he don't know what to do!
DL: Whats Arm up too he just ran to the back?
JN: Armageddon is coming out with a FIRE HOSE! He is signeling to the back to turn it on! HOLY SHIT! The Staff is helping him hold it Arm is hosing down the lot of them!
DL: There starting to struggle to their feet and some are going back down! Danny Polar is staggering to the exit. Bal Sagoth from behind hits him with a belly to back suplex release sending him skidding back... Bal lunges for the exit as is out! Bal is KOHC for 2004.
JN: What the hell! The lights are flashing and went out!
DL: Must be a power failure? Here they come back on now.
JN: OH MY GOD LOOK IN THE DOME! AOD is face down! Legend Killer is face down! Sparky is face down! The camera is getting a close up!
DL: Sparky has a small bloody paper on his back #1... the camera is moving over to Legend Killer, he has #3 on his back!! AOD has #4 on his!!!!!
JN: Look, Look Love.... Johnny Golden is in the corner soaked to the bone, with a barbed wire steel chair laying on the floor right in front of him! He has a crazed look on his face! You don't think........
DL: I don't know!?! He did promise tonight we would see blood!!!!! but if he did this, there is no doubt in my mind he is nuts, there is no way their going to let him get away with this either.
JN: Whats going on now! Lord Gore has just come out and is saying something to Armageddon.
Arm: I'm sorry Gore, thats the way it is, if you dont like it theres the door!
Gore: So your saying if I dont agree then I'm fired?
Arm: You got that right. Till you decide to go along with the program. Then maybe I will give you a new contract.
Gore: Fine, fuck you and your title!
Arm: And you speak for your buddy Bal too?
Gore: Yeah!
Arm: Fine!
JN: What the hell was all that about?
DL: I think Lord Gore resigned!?
JN: Whoa... that's sure gonna make a lot of other people happy. But what about Bal? They mentioned him?
DL: I dont know, we'll have to wait and see.
Thats it fans were out of time see you all next week at Anarchy.
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