announcer: Here today on Jigglypuff's Clues...
Sakura: shouldn't we be typing in pink?
Iron mouse(IM): No, because we already wrote in pink and we all, well maybe not you, like blue.
Dan Rather: excuse me, can you tell me where CBS is, because I'm feeling a little lost . See President Bush and i were on our way there but he gave me the wrong directions and now we are in Kanass
IM: HEY DAN RATHER JUST SAID A WORDY DIRTY
Sakura: well he's also more mature than you
IM: no he just said Kansas wrong
Sakura: Sam what do you think?
Sam: what about the grass??
President Bush: Did someone say something about grass? I like grass ,grass is good grass is wise. see ,when you listen to the voices in your head you hear pretty sounds and........
IM: this is why I'm an independent.
Sakura: I'm a democrat
Dan Rather: I'm a republican. I also am part of the AA.
Sam: this is supposed to be about a hole not politics.
Dan Rather : I can lead you to a giant hole its right over there. Its name is George. say hello to George and you can have whatever you want. Such as power, money, and weapons of mass destruction.
IM: do you have Gundam like the deathsythe hell custom
Sakura: hey watch your mouth young lady
Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting at all
Sam: Yes we should.Thats bull. Everyone will always argue and fight. Besides you live on a piece of sheet metal!!!!!! AND your a blond Arabian THERE IS NO SUCH THING .YOU DO NOT EXIST.
Jigglypuff: can i put in my 2 cents, ui would everyone to know that i am deeply offended by what has been said here. thank you for listening , i wil be here all week .be sure to tip you waitress.Jiggly
IM: Umm alright don't forget, your local IHop is right down the street and this is the for the pilot episode of Jigglypuff's clues
Sam: what about the hole?
Sakura: Let it go
IM: Oh we just go a call from Zechs, our show has been cancel. WHAT DO YOU MEAN CANCEL!!!!! WE HAVEN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT THE GRASS. DAMMIT ZECHS, OH YOU WERE JUST KIDDING. THAT WONDERFUL. SAKURA DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. Like I said before this the end of Jigglypuff's clues with Samantha, Sakura and lovable me Iron Mouse. Hey Jigglypuff sing so I can go! ^_~
Page made up to talk about the hole in Iron mouse's yard by Sakura Schbeiker, Samantha Nelson, and the best in the entire universe Chibi Chibi Iron Mouse. If this offended you in some way... THEN YOU SHOULDN'T OF HIT THE GREEN BUTTON. BUT NO YOU HAS TO PUSH THE GREEN BUTTON. THERE WAS A RED ONE. SO YOU DAMNED YOUR SELF. ^_^