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The True Dachshund
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mind, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks jut like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If your are playing with something and you put it down, it's automatically mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.
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