Budgie jokes
and laughs
Hi everyone! I've been
to a lot of budgie sites lately and I've seen the best jokes and cartoons
and stuff on budgies. So I brought you some of the best right here at Budgie
Care. It's amazing how people are dedicated to budgies enough to let people
know about how great they are! If you have found any good budgie jokes
and cartoons, send it to me at [email protected]. Again your feedback
is accepted. I mean, I want to improve this site a whole lot more and I
need your help. So keep those email's going.
Q:
What did the 500lb Budgie say ?
A:
Here kitty kitty.. !!!
Q:
Where does a 500lb Budgie sit ?
A:
Anywhere it wants !!
Q:
What do you get when you cross a Budgie with a Shark ?
A:
A bird that talks your ear off !!
Q:What
do you get when you cross a Budgie with a vegetable ?
A:
Chick peas !!
Q:How
does a girlie Budgie send a letter to her friend ?
A:In
a Hen-velope !!
Q:Who
tells the best Budgie jokes?
A:Comedi-HENS
!!
Q:Why
did the Budgie go to the seance ?
A:To
get to the other side !!
Q:
Why does a Budgie sleep on one leg ?
A:
Because if he lifted that leg up too he'd fall over !!
Q:
Where does a Budgie go when it loses it's tail ?
A:
A Re-tail store !!
Q:
What do you give a sick Budgie ?
A:
Tweetment !!
Two
Budgies sat on a perch.
One
turns to the other and says
"can
you smell fish ?"
Let's
get this straight - mine's
the
seeds - yours are the greens" !
A
mother budgie, a daddy budgie and their baby were getting ready to
migrate.
The mother budgie said, "My instincts tell me to go north."
The
daddy budgie said, "My instincts tell me to go south." The baby
budgie
said,"My end stinks too, but it doesn't tell me where to go!"
A
burglar has just made it into the house he's intending to ransack, and
he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice
pipes up "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks
around the room. No-one there at all, so he goes back to his business.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a
longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured
by curtains, is a cage in which sits a budgie, who pipes up again "I can
see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what", says the burglar, "You're only a
budgie!" To which the budgie replies "Maybe, but Jesus is a Rottweiler!"
Two
newies walk into a pet store and say "We'd like four budgies, please."
"Certainly," answers the salesman,"Would you like two males and two females,
or four males, or four females?" They reply, "We don't care, just give
us four budgies, alright!" So the salesman puts 4 budgies in a box and
the men carry them out of the pet store. They drive to a tall, steep, cliff.
The first guy pulls two budgies out of the box and holds one in each hand.
He walks to the edge of the cliff and jumps off. His friend watches him
fall down as he reaches the bottom and splatters on the rocks below. "Gee,"
he says, "this budgie jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be."
A
man who had recently bought a female budgie with a salty vocabulary got
a call from his minister telling him that he was planning to stop by the
following week. Worried about the bird's language, he called a friend who
had two well behaved male birds. One recited the Lord's prayer, while the
other held a rosary in it's claws and repeated Hail Marys. "Would it be
okay if I brought my bird over for a few days?" the man asked his buddy.
"Maybe my budgie will pick up some good habits from yours." The friend
agreed, so the man took his female budgie over and put her in the cagenext
to that of the two devout males. Suddenly, the first male budgie stopped
praying and turned to the other. "You can knock it off now," he said. "We
got what we were praying for."
When
your pet budgie sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're
just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
If you don't get the jokes...well
tough luck.
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