Puttin' on the ritz
Survey 1: General Last updated 3rd of July 2002
Survey 2: Favourites Last Updated 3rd of July 2002
Survey 3: Personality Last Updated 16th of September 2001
Nicknames: Sassa, Sassyfrassy, Sassamifrass, Seesah, The Co-Ordinate and Other Persun, B.B, Tiger, Wendish, Wendle, Wendling, Gwen, Ngwe, The Celestial Grapefruitfish of Destiny
Most-Used Phrases: "See you... in the future!", "And that's quite enough of that", "So now you know... and knowing is half the battle!", "Mew..."
Birthdate: I was born in 1983.
Fav Quote: "There is a very fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." - Oscar Levant
Fav TV Shows: I rarely watch TV... shows I've seen and like however include Futurama, Doctor Who, The Simpsons, Jonathan Creek, Just Shoot Me, The Good Life, Daria, The Pretender and Parkinson. I watch a lot of nature documentaries too :) Ooh.. and any comedians doing stand-up comedy :D Any tragedians doing stand-up comedy too, if they wish ^^;
Favourite things/people: I like blue... and green... and fluffy stuff...
I'm terrible at: dancing. But I do it anyway ;)
My faults: Whenever I take my sunglasses off, my gaze burns everything it rests upon... *shakes head sadly*
My redeeming features: I'm not quick to judge people
What you look for in a partner: Trust, respect, intelligence, a sense of humour, hugability.
Dream Car: as long as it has a good sound system, four doors, and works fine, I don't really care ^^; As long as it's not a Statesman *shudder* They're so ugly lookin'!
I'm obsessed with: toothpicks. No, really. Well.. no.
What's in your CD player right now: The Bowie Collection Pt 1 by David Bowie
Fav icecream flavour: Anything as long as they don't put anchovies in. I hate it when they do that!
Songs that describe you:The Celestial Grapefruit of Destiny that Ate the World by Large Mammoth, Sassafrass Made Me a More Well-Balanced Looney by Nevermore, and Perhaps You Think I'm A Fishie by Big Fat Liars. Perhaps these songs don't exist in this dimension, but somewhere they must.
My Personal Symbols: The fish, the phoenix, the fool, the dragon, and the feathered serpent.
I'm a sucker for: SNES ROMS and good books, warm smiles
When was the last time you cried: three days ago
What is your name? Zarqouth NimFluff the Chortling Hustler of Flaming Chickens
What color pants are you wearing right now? *checks* Blue.
What song are you listening to right now? Doop by Doop ^^;
What was the last thing you ate? A poppy seed roll with ham, cucumber, lettuce and cheese
If you were a crayon, what color would u want to be?: Deep red ^_^
Do you like snow, sun or rain? Depends on what I'm doing (or want to do)
How is the weather right now? Apathetic, it is
Last person you talked to on the phone? Clare, m'chicken. We discussed things such as holidays and ways in which to spend them, as well as the odd eccentricities of, well, humanity in general
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their voices, and if they seem confident. Also if they smell bad. Keep away from the smelly ones, they're never good ^^;
How are you today?My nose is a little sniffly, my eyes are blurry, but my feet feel jut fine.
How do you eat an oreo? Like, through my nose!
Siblings and their ages? Bobette the devourer of nations (age 12)
Who do you consider your close friends? Them! *points* *hugs them*
Whats the best advice given to you? "Wear clothes"
Have you ever won any special awards? Scholarship to highschool... uhm.. a few random things.. can't be bothered thinking of them ^^
Fave music? Everything!
Fave movie? Soooo many good ones.. Tim Burton's films rock, and I do rather like the cute animations by Dreamworks... Good Will Hunting, stuff like that. Titan AE, The Vidiot from UHF.
Fav day of the year? Any Wednesday...
Fave month? June
Do you like to dance? Yes *_* In groups, to danceish music... or in couples, to slower music...
Worst sickness you ever had? The day I grew and extra hand on my nose... boy, it was embarrasing!
Do you like scary or happy movies better? Amusing or thought-provoking ones :) Plus Sci-fi/fantasy!
Hugs or kisses? Both are good :)
Any last words For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
[Survey Two: Favorites]Season: Winter, Spring
Gemstone: Citrine, Agate, Emerald
Emotion: Hyper, peaceful
Musical Instrument: Guitar, ocarina
Animal: All cats, birds, and aquatic creatures. See 'mythical creatures' too ^^
Kind of Water: Anything healthy to swim in ^^
Color: Green, blue, red, silver
Time of Day: Dawn and dusk
Sport or Game: (to play)Video games, hockey, soccer... (to watch) Video games...
Piece of Clothing: My purple long-sleeved shirt
Mythical Creature: The Phoenix, griffins, pegasus, unicorn, dryads
Tool: Uhm, screwdriver?
Physical Sensation: Being cuddled
Scent: Chocolate
Geographical Feature: Rainforests
A Way of Moving: bikes... monorails :D
Piece of Furniture: Really big sofas or my bed
Art Form: Books, CG, films
Body Part: Of mine? Eyes, all the way.
Flavour: banana icecream flavour ^^
Fairy-Tale Character: Psyche (well, more her story than her herself)
Historical Period: There's no such thing as real history
Kind of Tree: Anything good to climb or shady
From The Animal in You this test asses what animal you are and gives you a personality description based on these results. I got high ratings for Fox, Penguin, Owl and Prarie Dog. I've edited these together, taking out the bits that definately aren't me, and leaving the bits that could possibly be me.
1. Appealing and cerebral and of average size, the fox is a close relative of both the wolf and dog personalities and displays typical canine qualities of loyalty, passion and creativity. Largely misunderstood to be a shy, retreating individual, it's the fox's unique stature as a small carnivore that defines its survival strategy. Because it cannot succeed in the world using brute force alone, it must rely on its sharp mind and engaging personality to garner resources, and it consequently spends a lot of time in its head -- giving the impression that it's trying to outsmart its friends. So the fox is often surprised to learn that its intellectual pursuits are intimidating.
So, the fox tempers its serious nature with a sardonic sense of humor and engaging playfulness while interacting with its eclectic community. It expects others to be as honest about their strengths and shortcomings as it is of its own, and while these high expectations don't make the fox a snob, it expects its friends to first demonstrate their worthiness before returning the favor with loyalty and devotion.
A discussion with a fox is invariably stimulating and challenging. Its great curiosity and worldly experience makes it a wonderful conversationalist and it's able to hold forth on a number of different topics with ease. Sometimes, however, the fox will view a conversation as a competitive challenge, which proves to be off-putting and annoying to its companions.
2. Now you see it, now you don't. Aggressive yet gentle, outgoing but shy, stable yet flighty -- everyone sees the penguin in a different way. It's that black and white thing -- the penguin only reveals the side that it wants to you to see. So, whether you like this darling-devil or not, you have to concede that it's a fascinating and enigmatic individual.
For penguins are birds condemned to live out their days on the ground. Unable to fly, their excess energy has no outlet save their creative talents and emotional outbursts. Penguins are poetic, artistic, and intellectually gifted, and as writers, penguins have no equal. But, if unable to channel their impulses in a positive way, the resulting turmoil proves damaging to their relationships and careers.
With a natural aptitude for languages, penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors and journalists. A strong sense of drama draws them to the theater and cinema, although unlike typical bird personalities, they avoid the spotlight unless they're able to hide behind the characters they play. Once on stage however, they prove to be excellent performers with their multifaceted personalities conveying the full gamut of emotions.
However, a lack of confidence affects their work and penguins tend to give up too easily. So work never dominates their lives and they always put their families first. Those intimate with their penguin personality are impressed by their unswerving loyalty. They are sentimental at heart and always remember anniversaries and the birthdays of nieces and nephews. With a strong compassion for others, they place their family's needs ahead of their own but often end up being taken advantage of.
Since penguins have the coldest feet in the animal kingdom, it's no surprise that within its conflicted bosom there beats the warmest heart of all. Unfortunately, most of us will never experience this gentle compassion, for penguins ration their love only to family and close friends.
3. With a tendency to lose themselves in the pursuit of knowledge, owls are prone to disconnect with the relationships that are so important to them. But, they are the first to admit their shortcomings and manage to disarm their critics with a genuinely humble self-appraisal. Abraham Lincoln used this technique rather effectively in his reign as president.
Owls have developed quite a reputation for intelligence but it's really their calm and insightful nature that gives this impression. Instead of an intellectual approach to life they use their deeper spiritual senses to guide them, and like their nocturnal cohort the bats, have a deeply philosophical bent.
A discussion with an owl is both enlightening and challenging. It somehow manages to spin the most mundane subjects into philosophical musings on the nature of humanity and the state of the world. While these discussions are provocative and engaging, they often obscure the real purpose of communication -- the revealing of one's heart and mind. Take heed, wise owl. Remember that sometimes things are just what they seem!
4. If the words infectiously mischievous remind you of anyone, the chances are that you have a prairie dog in your life. Petite, attractive and intelligent, this creature's free time is spent in bucolic surroundings, playing socially bonding games with friends and family. But despite its insatiable curiosity, the prairie dog is cautious about venturing into the unknown and the conflict between its homebody tendencies and restless intellect defines its personality.
Like most insectivorous creatures, prairie dogs are wary of strangers and are anxious to turn them into allies. Even though it leaves an indelible mark on its community, only a handful of people ever claim to truly know a prairie dog. This subtle alienation distresses the gregarious prairie dog who suffers its periodic bouts of loneliness in silence.
As letter writers, prairie dogs are without equal. Typical of the social animals, they are generous and unselfish with their time and find sharing to be a source of pleasure. Prarie dogs derive a great deal of pleasure from nature and return the favor by stepping lightly on the land by conscientiously recycling and encouraging their community to do the same. They spend most of their recreational time at play with close friends and avoid competitive sports that require physical contact. Instead, they prefer group activities that cement social bonding: like card and board games.
They are also creative and enthusiastic lovers, taking pleasure in their partner's pleasure. They are not drawn to any physical type in particular, but seek lovers to whom they can connect on a spiritual level. So, it is with small woodland personalities -- cottontails, deer, and foxes that the prairie dog finds its natural balance.
