Sasquatch Militia Homecoming Activities!

Ready for a 'tolerant' homecoming?

September 21st 2002!

The Sasquatch Militia, which always has a proclivity for fun, tolerance, and homecoming ideas ahead of its time, has announced its 2002, tolerant version, of homecoming festivites. Sick of the boring, intolerant, and bigoted events which are ubiquitous at Harding during this supposedly 'fun' week? Then participate in our alternative forms of self-expression, non-conformity, and pro tolerance family fun! Come to the following pimped out events throughout the week at Harding!

Monday - Call people wearing pajamas lazy conformists and show-offs, nobody needs to see that! Come to the Sasquatch Militia quiz bowl, flaming Chia Pets barred from competition!

Tuesday - Sasquatch Militia pride day, everyone wear their Sasquatch Militia T-shirt, as well as Khaki's, this will be a truly exciting event in which we can showcase our pride and our dedication in the quest for hominid equality. After school we will have a Doubles Tennis Tournament, with Kyle and John ready to decimate any and all competition.

Wednesday - Sasquatch Militia Signs day, post signs throughout the school in order to get the word our about our tolerant organization, don't forget to post these particular itinerary's with our events listed on the walls also! After school we will provide free transportation home on the Saint Paul public school bus system, be sure to be on your bus by 2:07!

Thursday - Sasquatch Militia day of rest! Rest yourself up for the Afterschool strike against the Dariette, and for Friday. We will attack the dariette with a verbal assault of tolerance at 2:30, be there or be square!

Friday - Sasquatch Militia Pep fest will coincide with Harding's Pep fest. Be sure to wear Sasquatch Militia colors, white, gray, and black, to show your support for the class of tolerance! Instead of yelling pro harding sentiments, broadcast your support for the Sasquatch Militia instead. After school dance will be from 7-10. Unfortunately due to scheduling conflicts, Hardings dance will be at the Same time and the same place. But don't worry we will be bring DJ Skrillz.net to pump up the dance party!

Don't forget to spontaneous erupt in the halls with chants of 'Liar' 'War' or I say 'Liar' you say 'War', its the official chant of homecoming week!