Sasquatch Militia Rally a
Huge Success
by the High Commander
6/3/02
	You may have been wondering when and where we would
strike again, the NWO sure was, they were shaking in their pink
Tutus, let me tell you. Well here’s your answer. But that doesn’t
mean you can let down your guard, NWO. There’s no telling what
will happen next! The Sasquatch Militia held a huge Rally at the
local bowling alley, Sun Ray Lanes. Muchos Gracias(that’s
Spanish for ‘thank you very much’ for those of you non-Spanish
speakers out there), muchos gracias to the staff for being very
supportive of us and our noble cause. The place was packed(well
almost) with Sasquatch sympathizers, Stomptroopers, and the
entire Hierarchy of the Sasquatch Militia. Needless to say none of
us bowled over 100, because the worthy cause of Sasquatch Shaq
and his Lakers. But we did get a lot accomplished, including the
endless compliments to us, the Hierarchy of the Sasquatch Militia
for taking up such a worthy cause. The Liaison Leader, John, did
say he bowled a 169 after the party had died down, I say ‘yeah
right’, but much props to you homey if you really did. We hope
that the next rally will be even better, as the Sasquatch Militia’s
strikes will become more frequent and even more peaceful. So
NWO, watch your back, but don’t throw your neck out doing so.
See you at the next rally!