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Why is President Bush acting this way?

5/17/2002 By: The Secretary General

Recently, President Bush has been stomping around Washington D.C with more confidence then any President preceding him. Many have wondered why, is it becuase he is a really confident person? Is it because he has an approval rating in the low 80's, and no visible dissent? Maybe, but probably not. Only the Sasquatch Militia has the real answer behind this riddle!

Recently, undercover operatives from the Sasquatch Militia Intel Agency reported that George Bush has been ensnared by Federalist mind-control rays, and is being controlled by a 20 year old, wannabe rapper, named ICE-G! Obviously there has been a coup in the highest levels of government, and George Bush is no longer in control, he is the Puppet, and ICE-G is the real President!

ICE-G is now calling the shots, this one-time fakie wannabe rapper, has now assumed command of the most powerful country in the world, and is threatening world relations and stability, homeostasis is in grave danger, as is the future of hominoids.

The New World Order, and their superstate the European Union are obviously responsible for this coup, being as they are the only ones in the business with the technology and organizational skills to efficaciously administer such a scheme, with global repercussions.

Obviously the human system of government is corrupt and incorrigible, only with the leadership of a Sasquatch can any country truly have prosperity, freedom, and brotherly love, for all of its inhabitants. Therefore we must continue to support Sasquatches in their quest for political power and continue to champion for equality. The future of the free world is at stake, and we must defend it, Sasquatch Militia style.

The Battle between the forces of Darkness (There is no light in silencing popular opinion and ostracizing differing viewpoints and organizations), opression (Mucho, mucho oppresion as the Sasquatch Militia has repeatedly demonstrated on this site) and intolerance (Hate the Sasquatch, ask questions later) and the forces of truth, light, and equality is coming to a showdown. Which side will you choose?