As High Commander of the Sasquatch Militia forces, I feel it
is my duty to inform you of the enemy. Well, this is me doing my
duty. On a recent peaceful mission to the Middle East to talk about
the appalling treatment of Sasquatch. I was on my way home, after
a very successful treaty signing with many of the great leaders of
the Middle East, when I came upon a squad of NWO members. I
tried to avoid them, in an attempt to keep the mission peaceful.
This attempt failed. I was at once recognized as the brilliant
mastermind behind the military portion of the Militia and viciously
attacked. But I didn’t earn this position by sitting on the couch and
watching re-runs of “I Love Lucy”. No sir. I fought back hard and
gallantly against the cowardly scum that was after me like a pack
of wild dogs. Thats when I saw him. Osama. He saw me see him,
and began to run. I immediately realized that he was really the
leader of the hated NWO and chased him, but he knew the town
too well and escaped on a camel.
The Sasquatch Militia now offers their support to the US
armed forces to bring down this low down, no good, rotten, sorry,
poor excuse for a man. It won’t be easy. But with the Militia highly
trained in Guerrilla warfare, the NWO leader can quickly and
quietly captured, although there are probably many more leader
scum of the ruthless NWO out there. But we can do our part. Let’s
get Osama!