Sasquatch Militia desperately needs your support!

WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!

Either does McHammer, but don't give him it, give it to us. We are much more important! Any thought of contributing to him must be erased, they are implanted by the federalists and their psychotronic mind-control rays! McHammer has lots of cool clothes he can barter for money, so its really a non-issue.

So buy a T-shirt! So the Sasquatch Militia can continue to serve you and all hominoids! Our most important desire is to serve you as a member and provide you with a safe oppurtunity to learn, socialize, and recreate. Things money cannot buy, but it would help!

There only 6-12 dollars depending on the features you would like, and you can order them at school or by e-mailing us at [email protected]. And no, you cannot add "I love Beer" to the back, its not going to happen, so don't ask.

Or you can subscribe to the Sasquatch Militia Newsletter! Want breaking news concerning hominoid relations and the Sasquatch Militia? Then there is only one newsletter for you, our Newsletter! It only costs 2$ for a yearly subscription and you get one free when you order a delectable Sasquatch Militia T-shirt! Who needs the Pioneer Press or Star Tribune, who are owned by Harold Higgins, a staunch supporter of the New World Order, who only reports the news he wants too, and ignores more important stories, simply becuase their "inappropriate".

Or infinitely better yet, you can simply give us a free-will donation, over 1 dollar please. This will go directly into buying the domain name www.sasquatchmilitia.com, so we can create a more visible presence on the internet.

So what have you got to lose, besides your money, its only cotton and paper, and completely worthless in a barter economy, so act now! You'll probably just spend it all on crap anyway. And the Sasquatch Militia is much more important then crap wouldn't you agree?