Sasquatch Militia Defines the ‘Militia’ part

by the High Commander

6/16/02

“A militia at school? Other than the ROTC? This won’t happen on my watch.” This may be the attitude of many teachers and students alike at Harding. Some of these may be innocent people, others notorious members of the anti-sasquatch NWO, but thats not the point. I am here today to define the ‘Militia’ in our organization, and clear our good names. Many of you may think a militia is nothing other than a melancholy group of soldiers. This thinking is wrong, and is provoked by the NWO. Instead I ask you to consider this definition taken from a very trusted dictionary: definition 2b: “A force arrayed for, or actively engaging in, some strenuous service; as, a devoted militia of friars.” (For those of you who don’t know what a friar is, it is a monk, and you are not fit for the Sasquatch Militia with such a limited vocabulary.) As you can see, the Sasquatch Militia fits this definition perfectly. We are devoted to promoting peace, love, and tolerance towards sasquatch. We are not exactly friars, but if we need to shave our heads and move to Tibet for the cause of the Sasquatch Militia. So, you cold, heartless members of the NWO, we wish to promote peace, love, and harmony between humans and sasquatch, so leave us alone!