Sasquatch Militia Car Wash Attacked!

6/30/2002

Only a few hours have passed since the Sasquatch Militia car wash was bruttally attacked by NWO agents armed with a myriad of hoses, squirt guns, and buckets of water, which the Sasquatch Militia was ill-prepared to defend against. The First attack began at around 10 a.m as several thousand NWO agents armed with millions of water ballons, began to release a watery death against the car wash, which was lightly defended by only a few stomptroopers. Quickly the stomptroopers on duty reacted and were able to launch a sortie to rid the vacinity of the NWO agents who were full of malignant intolerance. The water was quickly drained and the area was once again reopened to the pro-tolerance public who wished to use the carwash to clean the stains of intolerance and hatred off of their cars, as well as have them checked for bugs and mind control devices. Only minutes after the cleansing of intolerance and its supporters was complete, the pro-intolerance NWO agents returned, armed with hoses, buckets of water, and squirt guns (Many of which were super soakers! One of the NWO's favorite weapons of intolerance.). This, the Sasquatch Militia could not defend against, and the stomptroopers watched in horror as the Car wash was flooded with intolerance and hatred which manifested itself through water. There is a reward of 10 dollars to the individual who is able to apprehend every single one of the thousands of pro-intolerant NWO agents who carried out this horrific act.