SCOG Reports No Instances Of Priestly Abuse.

6/15/2002

The Sasquatchean Church of God or SCOG has recently released a report on child molestation in other explicitly human churches. The report, a 470 page manifesto of truth and equality, was written by The Holy Phajer from his secret base in the Tibetan Mountains. Some of its highlights include:

1. A detailed explaination of why human priests are more likely to be intolerant Sasophobes as compared to Sasquatch priests. The Holy Phajer says "Why would Sasquatches hate themselves? We leave this job to humans, they seem fairly content hating Sasquatches."

2. The Holy Phajer on why human priests are more likely to molest children: "Well first you must understand the basic inherant nature of humans, they are a species driven by greed, lust, sex, and most importantly intolerance. This explains much of their history and present day predicament. When Sasquatch priests go home at night they fondle equality and tolerance to satisify their strong concupiscence. On the other hand human priests go home and fondle themselves or small children. This is just another reason why tolerance must be imbued into humans - so they have something beneficial to fondle."

3. On why human society will soon crumble, The Holy Phajer remarked "Human Beings are on the verge of the apocalypse, not only do they hate each other as liberalism and conservatism fight for supremacy of idealogy, but Humans are also having to repress the wind of tolerance which is slowly seeping through their societies. And when it does, BAM! Human society, civilization, and humans themselves will succumb to war, famine, and all sorts of plagues which will destroy them and their accomplishments."

4. On why Sasquatches will prevail " We have a history of tolerance and equality dating back to the middle ages, but humans have no such history. And when they are faced with having to adapt to equality and tolerance, Humans will be unprepared and most will perish in the ensueing apocalypse."

The Manifesto will be available for sale at your local tolerant book store for a bargain price of 44.95$ Canadian or 1.25$ American.