PETA Refuses to Help Sasquatches!

6/12/2002

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Or so they say) have once again refused to champion the cause of the Sasquatch. They have chosen to side with the Pro-NWO elements of the organization (About 96%, which is dramatically higher then the general population at large.) and dismiss the Sasquatch as Hoaxes and lies, a favorite tactic of pro-intolerance organizations.

The President of PETA released the following statement today concerning the inclusion of Sasquatch in the organization, and whether the group would fight to help protect Sasquatch and their habitat.

" The scientific evidence is overwhelming and conclusive, Sasquatches do not exist, and their is no credible evidence to the contrary. If PETA where to accept that Sasquatch exist and allocate funds to protect it, we soon would be forced to subsidize protection for other myths such as Unicorns, Lochness monters, and Dragons. This is something that PETA cannot afford, and it would dramatically lower our potential revenue as upset members withdraw contributions."

As you can see PETA has once again shown its intolerant roots and blatantly sasophobic agenda by denying the simple and obvious truth that Sasquatch exist, and need our help to continue to live meaningful lives. PETA also used the occasion to smear other persecuted animals such as Lochness Monsters, Dragons, and Unicorns, all of which are historically repressed species of animals which continue to suffer discrimination at the hands of intolerant groups and people like PETA and the World Wildlife Fund. PETA also denies membership to these animals, so that the organization is kept predominately non-Sasquatch, thus pro-intolerance and pro-hatred.

It's time we send PETA a message - That pretending to fight for the rights of animals is not enough, its time they actually start to fight for animal rights. And no where better to start this uphill battle then by embracing the agenda of the Sasquatch Militia and defending the rights of the Unicorn, Dragon, and Lochness Monster species, which are also discriminated against.