Sasquatch Militia Won't Wait in Line!

June 11 2002

Recently while in the drive thru of a local restaurant, the Sasquatch Militia budged in line ahead of several other cars, angering many. As we arrived at the window the cashier was hysterical "You budged in line, that's not very nice, your not nice people!" The Sasquatch Militia was irrate and immediately retorted by saying " In the fight for equality and justice, we cannot wait in line, we must be proactive and aggressive." In a stunned look of amazement the cashier then said " What?"

This summer do not wait in line for equality, form you own line, with equality, justice, and tolerance as the leader. Be proactive and aggresive in your quest for egalitarian principles. Never allow the NWO to gain the upper hand and you will succed. Remember the Force of equality and justice is with you!