Secretary of Commerce Involved in Hit and Run!

6/18/2002

Recently the Secretary of Commerce Mike was the victim of a heinous hit and run by agents working for the NWO. Mike's car was totaled and Mike was severly maimed by several small scars and bruises, as well as a painful headache, though he is expected to make a full recovery. The perpatrators were apprehended several miles away attempting to assasinate other pro-tolerant stomptroopers of the Sasquatch Militia. So far all members of the Sasquatch Militia who own cars, have been involved in accidents which were orchestrated by NWO agents within 3 weeks of acquiring their licenses. We do not believe this is mere coincidence, and that the NWO is attempting to eliminate the Sasquatch Cavalry and the LEADERS of the Sasquatch Militia. This must be stopped and those responsible will be brought to justice - Sasquatch Militia style.

As you can see, The NWO caused severe damage to Mikes car! It is totaled and no longer drivable, so Mike needs your help getting a new Toyota aka Stealth Cruiser. All donations can be forwarded to the Secretary of Commerce care of the Sasquatch Militia.