EWI!

by the High Commander

6/17/02

What is happening? The EWI? Who dat? These and many others questions will be answered if you only have patience, Stomptrooper. The EWI is a new organization at Harding High School. We, the Hierarchy of the Sasquatch Militia, were able to contact the leaders of the EWI for a short meeting, and let me tell you, we were not pleased. It seems that the Sasquatch Militia hasn’t promoted tolerance enough, because the EWI seems to be a completely anti-sasquatch organization. “What do the initials EWI stand for?” you may be asking yourself right now. Not that it matters, but they mean Extreme Wrestling Inc., nut that is only a cover for this new breed of hated for our beloved Sasquatch, and the Militia in particular. But don’t worry, we are always a good 10-12 steps ahead of those foolish anti-sasquatch humans. We were quite prepared for the uprising, and the Sasquatch Militia suffered no serious blows. Despite this, we are going to be careful in taking out this new menace, and very peaceful and productive strikes against this pain in the rear will be executed in order to stop the EWI and concentrate our message of peace, love, tolerance, and good hygiene on the NWO.