Big Brother Too?

by the High Commander

6/16/02

Come on guys, what’s going on here? Another anti-sasquatch organization at Harding? That’s what is seems like to me. You see, many of the Juuniors at our school our reading a book called 1984, in which an all seeing force(Big Brother) is watching. These anti-sasquatch biggots decided to form Big Brother, another anti-sas organization. How long can the Sasquatch Militia defend against these haters? We are not as unprepared as you may think, simple minded fool. We’ve got friends in low places, and we know how to boogie with the big boys. We’re ready Big Brother. Just bring it. We don’t need your hate around here. What we need is peace, love and tolerance for sasquatch among humans, so since it is Sasquatch Awareness Month, get out their and embrace our sasqutch compadres and smell the love and peace coming from their big hairy mouths.