What's the Point?
July 9th 2002 By The Secretary General
Are you retarded? What the hell is your problem? Who are you? What are you doing?
What's the point?
These are just some of the aweful questions that interrogators at the FBI recently asked me, when I was apprehended for violating the public peace, which is simply another law to stifle tolerant speech might I add. They brought me into a small room, probably about 144 square feet, and began asking questions about my eradic behaviour. I had been arrested, along with other members of the militia, for protesting outside of Bunghole Liquors. When the riot police, who I like to call anti-tolerance bigots (Because they are), showed up we began to peacefully disassemble and go our separate ways, hoping to regroup for a later counterattack. But, the riot police pursued me and the small special operations detail that had been assigned to protect me. They apprehended us after a brief struggle, and took us all to the FBI headquarters, where we were separated and interrogated. Once they had me in the room they began to ask me several questions, which were based on false, intolerant understanding of our organization and its operational tenets. Some of the question they asked included :
Are you retarded?
To which I replied : No you are! Your the one who is deficient in coherant and cogent thought, and thus your the one who is stifling free-speech, tolerance, and the First Amendment. That is my definition of retarded!
Are you on crack?
To which I replied : Negative, but members of the FBI seem to be on the most venomous and potent drug of them all - The Drug of Intolerance, also known as OJT which the schools give to their students and it forces them to find Jobs at intolerant businesses like this little bureaucracy known as the FBI!
What the Hell is your problem?
To which I replied : My problem is you, those members who work for the intolerant profligacy which is so interwoven into the fabric of American society that to destroy it, would destroy us as a people. So my problem is with those who make false portends that granting tolerance to Sasquatches would hurt low-income workers! This is blatantly untrue and based on nothing empiracle. The only people it would hurt, is those commited to the destruction of Tolerance and those in the NWO.
Who are you?
To which I replied - I am lil' Rob the Secretary General of The Sasquatch Militia. The world's only organization that is commited to allowing Sasquatches to flourish in hominoid society by providing them with a tolerant atmosphere to raise a family, have a business, and function properly.
What are you doing?
To which I replied - I'm attempting to convert the world into a tolerancia or "Tolerant world" where all hominoids are allowed to function in society. I'm attempting to defeat the New World Order and I am committed to usurping the intolerant opulent class which dominates the world's media and economy.
After the intensive questioning was completed, I was droped off in an open field somewhere near Floodwater Minnesota, but local tolerant residents, recognizing the face of their Leader, quickly escorted me back to my Sanctuary where I could once again resume the benevolent task of restoring tolerance to an intolerant world!