Bunghole Liquors!
June 22nd 2002
By The Secretary General
Recently intelligence
operatives working for the Sasquatch Militia have discovered the
centerpiece of NWO operations in Saint Paul. While doing
undercover work along Payne Avenue in Saint Paul, Operatives
discovered the NWO's headquarters in Saint Paul, located at
Bunghole Liquors. Bunghole Liquors, which is notorious for
onloading NWO shipments of intolerance, which come in the
deceptive form of beer, wine, and other liquor, is now working to
cover up its tracks by shipping valuable materials to secondary
NWO bases such as Sheridan, The Dariette, Harding High school
Teachers lounge and office, and also is working to distribute
intolerant beverages at low prices to paupers and impressionable
individuals.
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While
unloading its supplies and attempting to coverup its
tracks, Bunghole liquors has began a massive sale of
cheap intolerant beverages in order to appease and
satisify the appetites of intolerant individuals nearby.
Such products as the Sasquatch Death
Drink, Human superiority, and Bloody
Sasquatch are flying off the
shelves after being put on sale! These beverages have a
reputation for inculcating intolerance, bigotry, and
hatred into the individual who imprudently swallows or
injects even the smallest quantity of these vile liquids.
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It's time that the
individuals who shop at Bunghole Liquors are alerted of the
Dangers of consuming these intolerant beverages which Bunghole
Liquors attempts to convey as being simple Alchoholic beverages.
In reality these substances are vile psychohallucinagenic
substances which leave the victim susceptable to mind-raping and
brainwashing. The Sasquatch Militia is currently planning an
effort to terminate the operations of Bunghole Liquors and arrest
key leaders of the NWO who work in the complex. If the Sasquatch
Militia is able to infiltrate Bunghole liquors and arrest key
leaders, it will provide us with invaluable information on the
operations of the NWO and it may provide us with the necessary
information to help us create an anti-venom to combat the
intolerance which has swept the poor souls who have consumned
these horrific beverages.
It is time that all
reasonable and tolerant individuals bond together to help combat
the ugly side of Bunghole Liquors and to stop the intolerant ooze
that flows copiously out of this NWO-infested haven of bigotry.