Sasquatch Militia Stops New World Order Conspiracy!
5/10/2002
Sasquatch Militia inteligence forces, have uncovered a sinister plot to destroy the Sasquatch Militia, and its allies! Early in the morning several New World Order goons and their comrades were apprehended outside the Sasquatch Militia headquarters, which is currently under construction, with bombs and gasoline. They were quickly detained and handed over to the FBI, the Sasquatch Militia headquarters is now under heavy guard, as those who seek to limit free-speech, have continued to threaten and commit acts of terror against us. All of the individuals detained were either from Belgium, or Germany, hotbeds of support for the NWO and the European Union. Both organizations are known for their staunch hatred and sasophobia. It is unclear whether the Secretary General, or any of the Hierarchy were targeted for assasination, but it is clear that they intended to halt constrution of the new Sasquatch Militia headquarters, connected to the Harding fitness center. We have reasonable suspicion to link this near act of terror with recent terrorist actions at Harding High School including the desecration of Sasquatch Militia posters, the lock placed on a members locker, and recent hacking attacks against this site! This must be a message not taken lightly! All members of the Sasquatch Militia are reccomended to take the following Safety Precautions:
1. Avoid public appearences, unless under heavy security, or with other members of the Militia. Be prepared for sneak attacks by undercover NWO and EU operatives.
2. Check food for poisoning or contamination. It is a favorite tactic of anti-Sasquatch groups to poison or contaminate food with potentially life-threatening bacterial agents and pathogens.
3. Report any Suspicious activities to the FBI and to your local Sasquatch Militia Commander.
It is clear from these recent attacks that the enemies of the Sasquatch Militia are more determined then ever to destroy us and bury our beliefs! We need you to prevent this! Please consider joining our esteemed organization!