Why Can’t We All Get Along?

by the High Commander

6/15/02

What’s happening to us? Why can’t we get along? Why so much hate for our sasquatch brothers? For the real answers to these questions, we would have to talk to the scum of the EWI, NWO, and Big Brother. Maybe this is something some of you may want to pursue. Any Stomptrooper who has been through Basic Training and passed their Minnesota High School Basic Standards test has the oppurtunity to take a small Special Forces Unit and try to infiltrate the EWI or Big Brother and answer these questions. The NWO is simply too large and powerful right now to attempt infiltration. Any Stomptrooper who succeeds in this with be handsomely rewarded with a promotion to Colonel under General Nate, and me, of course, and will also receive a lifetime supply of invisible paper, so happy infiltrating!

To address the issue at hand, I beleive we as the Sasquatch Militia need to force more love, peace, and tolerance upon the humans of this world. What’s not to love about a sasquatch? Nothing, my friend, nothing. So let’s get out their and be loving and peaceful, setting a good example for others, and at the same time forcing this love and peace towards sasquatch on others.