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Listen up, Scumbag, Im going to blow up the sasquaches headquartes,eat your children, torture your dogs, etc.
wait.. i don't think i should do that though.. because the sasquatch (navy) might track me down and blow up my my battleship...
what to do what to do.......
The Sasquatch Militia offers its own twisted view of reality,
No your not, because our Militia Headquarters is heavily fortified,
and guarded by many stomptroopers, armed with squirt guns and
other non-lethal technology.
Thanks,
The Sasquatch Militia Director of Homeland Security.