Sasquatch Militia Flyers are Desecrated by Bigots!
5/9/2002
Do you believe it is the right of all individuals to freely express themselves and their organization? Well some militant anti-sasquatch elements of our society think not, and have proven so with their vandalism and desecration of Sasquatch Militia Parapheniela and flyers throughout the school. Here are some examples:
*Propaganda Minister's Locker and flyer is spit on, desecrated, and attacked by unknown number of anti-sasquatch bigots. Investagation is launched, and the perpetrators will be brought to justice, Sasquatch Militia Style!
*Sasquatch Militia flyer is seen on the ground being kicked around like a piece of trash or some meaningless object. Obviously this hateful act was instigated by some vandal ripping the sign off of its wall!
*Sasquatch Militia Petition is confiscated by anti-free speech teacher and held for ransom, claims "it's disruptive". The Secretary of Peace will enter into negotiations for its release on Monday after School.
As you can see, anti-Sasquatch Militants are well at work trying to hamper our efforts to propagate a message of peace and unity among all hominoids. These individuals constitute a gravest threat to our cause and must be dealt with peacefully.