Dang it feels good to be a Stomptrooper!

12/29/2002

"The life of a Stomptrooper is both virtuous and courageous"

As the year ends and we reflect on the merits of another year transpired, we must reflect on our life, our destiny, our role in society as a Sasquatch Militia member. Remember the 15 key virtues of any good stomptrooper

1. A real stomptrooper supports the world and the world supports the authentic stomptrooper.
2. A real stomptrooper plays his cards right.
3. A real stomptrooper doesen't run his mouth, he doesen't start fights.
4. A real stomptrooper feeds the poor and helps out with their bills.
5. A real stomptrooper rides around town promoting good works.
6. A real stomptrooper knows the deal, they know the fly, he gets the digits.
7. A real stomptrooper remains loyal to his regiment.
8. A real stomptrooper never runs away from a challenge.
9. A real stomptrooper doesen't flex his package, he knows he's got it.
10. A real stomptrooper knows that one day the fire will burn itself out, and has plans for the next day.
11. A real stomptrooper does all acts of charity under a cloak of secrecy and takes no credit.
11. A real stomptrooper knows the plan, he doesen't ask twice.
12. A real stomptrooper always makes a complete stop at every stop sign.
13. A real stomptrooper doesen't talk much, he lets his actions comminicate.
14. A real stomptrooper is compassionate, and seeks to alleviate hominoid suffering.
15. A real stomptrooper doesen't act, doesen't sing, doesen't dance. He gets the job done first.