Sasquatch Militia Vows To Find 'Baby's Daddy"
5/11/2002
The Sasquatch Militia is proud to stand by its commitment to family values and our belief that every kid deserves a father. Out-of-wedlock birth rates have soared and many children have grown up without fathers and mothers, because of this, the Sasquatch Militia is vowing to find this Baby's Daddy.
If the father is viewing this, just think of this beautiful little baby growing up without a father in its life! Look how pretty and sweet it is, you could even make money off of the precious little soul, by selling his picture and doing modeling! So if your viewing this, turn yourself in! Or we'll find you!