Clowns - Funny Characters or the NWO's new secret weapon?
By: The Secretary General
June 10 2002
For hundreds of years
people have loved clowns as the harbingers of good news and
happiness. But are they really just harmless jokesters who think
their 8 years old when their really 56? Do they have a secret
agenda of trying to kill tolerance and stifle equality? You might
be saying to yourself "Their just clowns, sure their a
little fruity and redudant, but their harmless what is he talking
about?" Well if you've been led to believe the lie that
clowns are harmless, come with me as we explore:
THE TRUTH BEHIND CLOWNS!
Ever since you were a little child you have been raised to believe clowns are a simple spoof, uncomplex and reducible,Highly annoying and worthless, not promoting a political agenda or working for the NWO. Sadly this was merely brainwashing by your parents who were pro-NWO scouts and sympathizers. Clowns are the NWO's secret weapon and have begun to brainwash impressionable children in public and during the circus under the guise of 'family entertainment' (Like intolerance is a family value?). This sick game of coverup and intrigue continues to corrupt our children and harm their chances of maintaining a healthy mind, free of sinful intolerant urges or bigoted thought.
Clowns are the perfect operatives for the pro-hate NWO because they have the public's trust and influence children in ways others could only dream of.. The NWO needed a medium to take the message directly to the next generation in order to reer a new crop of intolerant pigs and hatemongers who after several circuses or family entertainment events develop intolerance and bigotry because of the brainwashing and painful mind-raping the NWO operatives subject them to. It is essential that these hatemongers and pro-NWO clowns are winnowed out, so that the good pro-tolerant clowns (Who are also funnier) are able to continue with their important job.
The clowns you see above are known NWO collaborators or secret agents. They are armed with intolerance and are extremely dangerous (Expecially BoBlItO, he is a freak and should never be touched or handled without the supervision of a Sasquatch Militia stomptrooper or scientist. Remember to wash your hands after handling BoBlItO as he is dirty and carries numerous pernicious pathogens on his epidermis.) Banjo uses the technique of musical psychohypnosis in order to indoctrinate the young and old alike. He is extremely frail but can fly so it is unlikely you will catch him. Chuckles is a convicted litter bug turned NWO Clown and is extremely insecure. Dinky often changes makeup and hair colors and sometimes bares a striking resemblence to Joe Pesci. These extremely intolerant sasophobes and mind-rapers must be apprehended (With your help) and brought before the Sasquatch Militia to pay for their egregious crimes against humanity and sins against the children of the World.
DOWN WITH THE CLOWN! TOLERANCE AND EQUALITY ARE BACK IN TOWN!
Down with the Clowns! I wanna join the Sasquatch Militia!