Chett tells everyone He's not Roy Orbison!

5/15/2002

The controversy over the true identity of our regional commander 10th Grade, Chett, continues to rage. Some have claimed he is simply Chett Lovejoy, others have said he is indeed Roy Orbison the legend himself. They cite Chett's amazing musical talent and hatred of chinese communists as prime examples that he is really Roy Orbison. Well today Chett responded to these allegations when he released his Biennial report on the 10th grade regiment of the Sasquatch Militia. Chett Said

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As we can see, Chett wrote in a different language, one that the Sasquatch Militia University, Language Department (SMULD) has determined to be from Tibet! While Chett realesed this statement in Tibetanese it is very clear from portions in English that he is indeed Roy Orbison, gone incognito disguised as a 10th grader at the wonderful Harding High school. Some excerpts include "Lets get those Chinese commie scumbags" and "I can't wait till vacation, so I can go back to Tibet and spend time with pappy Orbison and mammy Orbison, their so silly" and most indicatively he said " God bless Tibet, May I Roy Orbison save it, from the Commie hordes and sabotagers from China" Obviously Chett is Roy Orbison and he cannot deny it any longer. Chett (Roy) is expected to release another statement soon concerning the authenticity of such allegations, and as always you can find them here and only here at the Sasquatch Militia website - www.geocities.com/sasquatch_Militia. And don't forget to fasten your seatbelt becuase your driving with the BIG BOYS now. Chett also would like to give a shout out to his 'peeps' and give you a hug. So watch out, here comes the CHETTER!!!