Its time to Extirpate Saddam! Let's Liberate Iraq!

August 10th 2002! By: The Secretary General!

Saddam Hussein must be removed from his position of Authority, this is without question. But the methodology used remains a topic of hot discussion, and only the Sasquatch Militia has had a feasible battle plan for the conquest and liberation of Iraq. But since the United Nations (of Intolerance) have decided to exclude the Sasquatch Militia and its constituents from the global discussion forum, we are relegated to posting out ideas at secret meetings, school walls, and where ever else we find convenient!

But why exactly must Saddam be removed? Is it because of he has nuclear weapons, biological weapons and chemical weapons? Is it because he has threatened to use them against his enemies? The answer is quite simple - He and other incompetant human rulers have perpetually degraded the kurdish and Sasquatch minority, this is the reason.

If the aforementioned reasons that he is a threat to his neighbors and possesses weapons of mass destruction where merely the requirments, we would also be forced to attack Pakistan, Iran, North Korea, and China. But obviously the US isn't willing to do so, nor are they willing to defend the rights of persecuted minority species in Iraq!

In 1921, the British Imperialists were forced to grant Iraq independence, because they couldn't control Iraq's belligerent factions, who couldn't even agree on equal representation on government, and soon Iraq succumbed to fanaticism and intolerance. Today Iraq is the most despotic country in the world, thousands of Kurds and Sasquatches have been needlessly slaughtered at the hands of an intolerant government de facto, known as the Regime of Saddam Hussein.

The true and annointed leader of Iraq is not Saddam, it's King Nebuchadnezzer of the former House of Sasquatch ruling family, who has been the rightful Monarch of Iraq for over 2500 hundred years. His family gave rise to Babylon, at one time the most powerful country in the world, and later under the Sultan of Baghdad, Baghdad became the most civilized city in the world, offering amongst other civilized commodities, free health care! His Great Uncle successfully forced the British to grant the Iraqi people Independence, and a stable, Tolerance oriented, government followed. Only after opium imported from Afghanistan hit the streets in Iraq, did intolerance and strife lead to the eventual usurpation of the Nebuchadnezzer ruling family, and the 25 centuries of peace and prosperity under the Sasquatch ruling family had come to an end.

Today the people of Iraq are hopelessly intangled in a web of despotism, intolerance, and strife. They are starving, dieing, and living lives deplete of liberty, justice, and even the most remote semblages of happiness. They struggle through their day to day routines, hoping that their King Nebuchadnezzer, the one they love so much, would come and save them. But Sadly his once mighty army of Sasquatches, kurds, and sunni muslims, has been thinned due to Saddam, and he is no longer able to even defend his semi-autonomous regime in Northern Iraq, US warplanes do that for him.

The people of Iraq desperately need our assistance in overthrowing the profligacy which now controls them, starves them, and demoralizes them. It's time the Sasquatch Militia, with or without the United States, liberates the poor people of Iraq.

Soon the Hierarchy of the Sasquatch Militia will vote on a resolution, authorizing the mobilization of Sasquatch Militia stomptroopers throughout the world, in order to invade and liberate Iraq. This important issue will only pass if you contact your local regional commander, and urge him to vote yes on the Iraqi Liberation bill, which grants the executive oligarchy the power to amass and deploy troops to the gulf. Only with a 75% majority in the house of Regionals, will we be able to enact these, and other vital reforms. Contact your regional commander, and urge them to vote to liberate the people of Iraq and Restore King Nebuchadnezzer and his Dragon Bel, to their rightful positions of authority in Iraq. Its time for a change!