The Aplomb of a Puissant High Commander!

August 17th 2002! By the Secretary General

The High Commander of the Sasquatch Militia, a man who strikes fear into the hearts of the NWO henchmen, a man who has became a leader in the tolerant world, is the epitome of a puissant High Commander. He is confident, tolerance centered, and carries himself about in a proffesional, pious, moral and Godly way, which others have tried to emulate.

He has traveled the world and the Seven Seas, promoting the message of tolerance and love which the Sasquatch Militia promulgates. From San Francisco to Virginia, he has embarked on a speaking tour which yielded new members, new ideas, and a stronger, more experienced Militia.

He fought on the front lines against the enemies of Tolerance, the NWO, in Viet freakin nam, Germany, and Iraq. He has been at the shores of Tripoli, where he attempted to unseat an intolerant government, which was actively persecuting Sasquatches.

He has debated the enemies of tolerance, confuting their points with a phantasmagoria of logic, reason, and sapience. He continues to debate dissenters in our Militia, but the coward George W. Bush continues to evade a debate, even when the High Commander was running for President.

He has been an advocate for the Homeless of Maplewood, donating his time and energy, but not his money, in the fight against poverty. The coward Al Gore has yet to actively do the same, although he courts their vote, promising false reform and emancipation. Why Al, don't you debate the High Commander, why not let all ideas be shown and allow the homeless to choose true reform?

He has been a player in the war against NWO athletes. Beating them in tennis, intimidating them with his 160 mph serve, his powerful backhand, and his amazing forehand. NWO athletes walk away confused, injured, and in a state of delusion, leaving them susceptible to pro-tolerance propaganda. This approach has yielded new members in every state with the exception of 49 states and the District of Columbia.

He has been involved in covert operations against NWO enclaves in Holland and Sweden, hoping to break the mind-control which has riveted these two countries, perhaps the most intolerant in the world. He has been a fearless advocate for freedom of speech, tolerance, love, equity, equality, the right of self-determination and other anti-NWO principles. Where the NWO has been wrong, Kyle has sought to rectify them with a syncretism of love and tolerance.

He has fought for an end to discrimination, opposing policies which favor certain groups of hominids over others. He has opposed specism, favoring one species of the other, and hominid nepotism, favoring one family of hominoids over others.

He has been a blessing as High Commander of All Forces, mobilizing forces for deployment, devising strategy, confusing the NWO, and we've seen unprecedented growth in the Militia, all thanks to Kyle.

What more could a Militia which fights for equality, love, empathy, and bliss request? Not much, nothing more can be said of this great man of Character and Virtue, he is a model, that hopefully you are imitating your life on his example, his example of tolerance, love, and leadership.