First week of Apocalyspe over!
September 8th 2002! By the Secretary General
The day after labor day was a horrible day for the Sasquatch Militia and children across our country, it was the beginning of the Apocalypse or better known as the 'first day of school' by others. The Militia reported to school eager to begin our annual havoc and destruction of the intolerant opulent class. Some students left half-way thru the day in order to toke up on the vicious drug OJT which is quite pupular among juniors and seniors.
Due to the high level of intelligence and scholastic predilection of many of our stomptroopers, we have a majority in most IB classes, which really means Intolerant Bigotry, but thats another story inherantly. We have a monopoly in many of these rooms, but our Militia still needs members from the Freshmen and Sophmore classes, for they are young, impressionable, and easier to remove the deadly strain of intolerance within them.
For the first week we were bored with the traditional attendance cards, which you write your name, book, address, parents number and counselor. While teachers attempt to portray them as simple information sheets, they are in fact NWO tracking cards, which are given to the NWO to track you and if you dissent they can find and brainwash you with nasty images of Moby and ODB.
We were then herded into our academy meetings, where they stressed the importance of being in class everyday. Once again the NWO conceled the true meaning of that mantra by claiming it was to promote better grades and more involvement in school. But once again the true story is far freakier. The NWO wants you in school everyday so they can brainwash you with their incessant bigotry and hatred. If your not there, how can they lie to you and corrupt your mind?
One of our Militia members, the Secretary of Peace and Prosperity, Paul, yelled something at one of the Pro-NWO administrators Mr. Mcdonough, who was in the middle of ranting about the importance of being in school everyday, the words were 'You Fairy'. Mcdonough quicky said please hold all questions until the end. But he never finished and is still talking to himself 2 days after everyone has already left! How is it possible to ask a question when his fairy self never stops talking?
Later the Teachers threw candy at us which was laced with venomous pathogens of intolerance. The students quickly devoured everything in site, and one of them began nibbling on my Leg! I quickly explained to him that I was not a candy bar and that he should immediately stop before I drop him like a bad habit. Nonetheless he stoped, but hundreds of kids were brainwashed with pro-intolerance candy!