Fasting for Tolerance

August 24th 2002! By the Secretary General of the Sasquatch Militia

There exists a plethora of ways to express your support for tolerance besides merely claiming allegiance to the fight. You can annoy the federalists, verbally destroy the intolerant person's conscience, and disrupt NWO operations at the Dariette. But those ideas are merely cosmetic, to truly have a life-changing, introspective and personal experience, you must engage in fasting in the quest for tolerance. Not only is fasting good for religious purposes, to lose weight, and when you can't afford food. It also comes in handy to express your support in the quest for liberation of the Sasquatches. If the media broadcasted pictures of thousands of fasting stomptroopers, we would garner public support. If members of the Militia had their ribs clearly exposed through the thin epidermis which encases them, and were being surrounded and bitten by horse flies, the Sasquatch Militia would see a fivefold increase in membership.

If people who claim to be tolerant would boycott KFC and their pro-fat food, we would run them out of business, as well as their coagents, such as Taco Bell and Bakers square (Why isn't it Bakers Triangle? We know and will delve into that question later on).

Fasting also represents self-sacrifice, in an intolerant society which glorifies hedonism and immediate gratification. Whether it be food, sex, or intolerance the pro-intolerance media recommends you overdose, to deprive oneself of these carnal objects would be a sign of resistance, that you haven't been successfully mind-raped.

Fasting also shows independence and steadfast commitment to the Sasquatchean Militia of Greater Saint Paul, it shows that not food, but intolerance, is your most urgent need.

Fasting, along with financial contributions to the Sasquatch Militia, represents the greatest support for Tolerance, and the most commitment to the quest for which we fight.

To resist fasting, is to resist tolerance. Don't let the NWO and their fat friends deceive you into believing you need food. You need a steady intake of tolerance first, and food is ancillary.