Sasquatch Militia Strikes Again...

At Local Bowling Alley!

The Sasquatch Militia and its elite bowling team struck again this weekend at Sunray Bowling Alley. The weekly event is beginning to lure in dozens of wannabe’s who wish to associate with members of the Sasquatch Militia. It has become a veritable cult of amateur bowlers and wannabe’s who attempt to conjugate around members of the Sasquatch Militia and some even attempt to engage in verbal dialogue with us. Members dominated the competition as the 20-25 wannabe’s who followed the Sasquatch Militia stared in awe of us. If you wish to attend next week it will be on Friday and every Friday after that from 8:30- till we decide to leave (Sometimes we party hard!). Some of the Highlights included:

1.Kyle and his double hope drop it like its hot patented double hop style of Bowling, which attracted numerous laughs and no females. Kyle bowled in the low thousands for one game. Kyle apparently thought it was basketball and was content with double bouncing the ball whenever he bowled.

2. Mr. Brock who bowled in the low 50’s and was on fire (50 IS VERY HIGH for Brock). Although he was beaten by everyone there.. Including a guy in a wheelchair who bowled by rolling down a primitive ramp.. Brock improved greatly from last week.

3. Lil Rob Pimp bowled consistently in the low hundreds and devoured 15 mozzarella sticks in under 1 hour.

4. Chett showed up late and wearing a tight FUBU shirt and matching Pimp shirt.. although no one seemed to care.

5. Pimp Struggled early but came on strong from the back, not in a homoerotic way either.

6. Mike Hunt had to leave early after bowling a 50, “it was getting dark and I was scared!” Mike Hunt said later on.

7. Beatinit bowled and screamed then bowled some more. Had to leave early with Mike Hunt, after he preached a message of tolerance to drunkards in the bar.

If you wish to attend show up every Friday at 9 and continue being yourself... a wannabe.