Sas Hater's found ravaging City Streets!
3/01/03
The enemies of freedom, equality, and all that is right, took to the streets to protest the resurgence of Cascadian economic power. The Protester's were angry that the Sasquatch nation, whose existence is questioned by naysayers, was in the middle of signing a trade agreement with the state of California, that would allow a tax-free Cascadian enterprise zone. After hearing that negotiations were successful, the hardcore group of about 10,000 Sas hater's took to the streets of California city's in an attempt to thrawt the barter stores and trade bazaar's that have been popping up in heavily populated human areas.
The miscreants, many lifelong anti-Sasquatch activists, were spotted leaving the notoriously pro-human Starbuck's coffee house near 7th street in Sacremento. After filing out into the streets, they began assaulting Sasquatches and their allies, tolerant humans. They proceeded to kick over newspaper stands that distributed pro-tolerance literature such as the Sasquatch Militia monthly intelligence briefing, and numerous other Sasquatch Press products.
The protester's then proceeded to destroy buildings, loot stores, and create havoc all throughout downtown Sacramento. They were all wearing masks, many of which were designed to lead the public to believe that Sasquatches were destroying the metropolis. The masks consisted of ski masks, those cute furry ones with the little ball on the end, some pretty scarfs, a K-mart bought Sasquatch mask, and a furry suit consisting of chicken feathers.
Many of the rioters were trying to destroy the part of Sacramento known as Sascramento, a small non-human Hominoid Compound which houses the Ambassador and various dignitaries. About 600 of the evil-doers made it to the gates of the compound and began to try to scale the walls. After a Shadow force unit of 12 stomptroopers was dispatched to mitigate the situation, all of the protestors were sprayed with silly string and immediately retreated back to their various local Intolerant hideouts and bases.
After the California National Guard (Human Militia) was dispatched to maintain order amidst the chaos that is Sacramento many of the protestors fleed town and headed towards Oregon and the Cascadian Commonwealth. But the Shadow force, aided by the Sasquatch Militia's 2,000 member strong border security force, quickly found any and all aspiring terrorists and quickly apprehended them using only a lethal concoction of salt, sweat, and hard work.
The Protesters were quickly marched back towards human civilization where a blatantly pro-human judicial tyrant sentenced the detainee's to only 20 hours of community service.