Sasquatch Militia Dance Party a Huge Success!
March 22nd 2003!

Last night the Sasquatch Militia launched 'shock' and 'awe' at Harding High School. Arriving surreptitously they planted what one undercover anti-Militia hater called "The seeds of belligerent, feisty, and innovative partying." Arriving at 7 p.m sharp, decked out in the latest Militia fashion apparel, the new blue shirts, they began to systematically engage the enemy, those who wished to stifle the party and plant the seeds of intolerance in Harding's youth.

There wasn't as many hardcore partyer's at this dance for several reasons. First the Sasquatch Militia never issued a formal declaration, signed by the Holy Phajer, sanctioning the dance and secondly no one believed the Sasquatch Militia would show. So what would be the point of going? But they did go and in full force, which left those who still chose to attend, left with a fairly easy decision. Have the party of your life with the Sasquatch Militia or immediately leave and capitulate to those who cannot party and never will be able to!

Soon the Sasquatch Militia, under the leadership of Secretary of Peace Paul Lindahl and Mission Specialist Tyler Sauser were engaged in a Breakdance battle with the legions of intolerance which had encircled them. After a brief but decisive battle, the enemies of tolerance surrendered and were forced to succumb to the ultimate partying superiority of the Sasquatchean Militia.

After the party, the Sasquatch Militia was emboldened to carry out two special operations mission's against two suspected anti-Sasquatch traitors. Both of these missions were minor and merely tests to ascertain the loyalty of two fueding enemies. Nothing was left in either location except for large footprints and lots of hair and a very palpable, noxious, and repugnant odor which seems to arise from some sort of Skunk hell.

The first operation was centered against an outpost and involved testing perimeter defenses and enemy reaction times. The Second was located near Harding and involved taunting, running, and breaching the enemies internal defenses and outside walls. Both targets proved to be steadfast in their loyalty to the Supreme Commander of All Forces.