Motorcycle Corps Joins World's Largest Cavalry

July 18th 2003!

The Sasquatch Militia is proud to announce the formation of the Sasquatch Militia Motorcycle Corps, which will be under the leadership of the Secretary of Peace Paul L. The Motorcyle Corps, which will be used in combat situations to battle the N.W.O legions of hate-filled demagogues who seek to murder opposition, will join an already formidable force of MotoUnits.

Other units in the Sasquatch Militia Cavalry already include such elite units as the Toyota Tranquilizers, under the Command of Mike W, the Pontiac Playas under the Authority of Josh L, the Neon Knights under the Command of Jeff L, the Buick Blazers under the Command of Lil Rob, and the Ford Fighters, under the Command of Ryan T. Other, Smaller, more specialized units include the Geo Ghosts under the Command of Kyle W, the Mercury Madness under the Leadership of John T, and the Mini Van Vandals under the guidance of Nate M.