PETA - Too Little Too Late!

January 8th 2002!

The animal rights group PETA has finally agreed to join the Sasquatch Militia in combating the evil corporation of KFC. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has finally endorsed a Sasquatch Militia boycott against the nefarious corporation which abuses Sasquatch employee's and serves Sasquatch meat at several restaurants. They also are used by Dark Side Operatives in amassing funds to support the war on tolerance which the Dark Side has been fighting since the mid 1950's.

However, the group seems to have different motives in joining the Militia inspired boycott of the intolerant establishmen of pure hate - KFC. It appears they are not promoting Hominoid Unity and equal treatment for all Hominoids, rather a sinister 'Chicken liberation' campaign against KFC.

On the website WWW.KFCCRUELTY.COM the Chicken rights activists claim that -

"Chickens are inquisitive and interesting animals and are thought to be at least as intelligent as dogs or cats. When in natural surroundings, not on factory farms, they form friendships and social hierarchies, recognize one another, love their young, and enjoy a full life, dust bathing, making nests, roosting in trees, and more."

While such rhetoric seems like the product of a child's cartoon, made for small, impressionable, uneducated children, it instead is the work of the college educated PETA Propaganda team and is being used to promote a violent Chicken Liberation movement that will be used to give all animals equal rights with Hominoids.

While such a movement seems like a nice hobby, for some its more, it's the basis for existence. Liberating animals is the only thing keeping these ecological zealots from putting two in their head. They protest outside of restaurants, schools, and businesses that disagree with their abyssmal dogma's regarding animal liberation, treatment, rights, and the governments responsibility in giving all animals "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness"

PETA and her allies have neglected the Sasquatch rights issue since their inception and continue their hatred to this day. They break into the life-saving laboratories of major universities, whose only crime is working toward's improving the health of humanity and curing pestilence, sickness, and pain, and liberate the lab rats and other test subjects, which cannot surivive in most cases without being given life's necessities by their human captors.

They advocate a vegan diet on the virtue that if meat isn't eaten, animals cannot be mutilated, harmed, and destroyed by the corporations and lucrative food industry, despite the fact that studies have shown that such a diet is unhealthy and can be dangerous if not augmented by some meat.

Despite the fact that human suffering runs rampant in the world today, these self-rigteous individuals have chosen instead not to alleviate the suffering of Hominoids, but the suffering of lower forms of life, which have no rights. They deny the uniqueness and sanctity of hominoid life and instead worship Mother Nature's less adapted creatures.

They don't feed the poor, move to hostile nations and provide health care, give shelter to the oppressed, or cure the diseased. Instead they work to ensure some cute and fuzzy creatures have an opulent and enriched existence at the expense of others.

They ignore the fact that every day in the natural world animals are killed, eaten, and tortured by predators. Whether those predators are humans, lions, wolves, or sharks, animals will be harmed. Why aren't these animal rights activists on the front lines of animal defense, protecting animals from a painful death at the hands of animal pouchers and murderers.

They are selective in their approach to equality and fairness. While they extend support to oppressed weasels, skunks, rats, cockroaches, and flys, they will not lift a finger to defend the sanctity of Sasquatch life. They don't boycott because Sasquatches are murdered and tortured, but becuase some pathetic little chicken is offended.

But they do have a cool game called 'Save the Chics', which makes everything cool, so click here to play it.