What is Colin Powell really trying to do?

February 6th 2002!

Recently, Colin Powell, who opposes a war with Iraq, but has abandoned principle to pursue Bush's favor, probably at the behest of the NWO, has been a veritable bunny rabbit. Hoping around like some sort of magical fairy sprinkling words of war and Weapons of Mass Destruction on anyone who will listen. Yet no one does. Why is Colin Powell so restless? Does he have ants in his pants? Or has he been probed by Aliens (Suggested by the Raelians, who serve as a beacon of truth for the oppressed plebian intellectuals of the world)?

What is the Bush administration really doing? Is it merely garnering support for a superfluous war? Or are they hypnotizing their enemies into a amorphous chaos of sexually repressed laboratory rats?

They have been pestering the French and Germans, who are so imbued with socialist pacificism, they wouldn't support any war, unless it was against the United States and the "Evil one" Bush. Why? Who really needs the French? Sure they like sleeping and dancing, but don't the rest of us? Why do we need the Germans? They'd probably march towards Iraq but take an abrupt turn left and invade Poland for posterity's sake. It's already been several decades since Germany has started a world war, are we not due for another Deutch instigated war?

Finally we have Japan. Sure it sounds cool to hang out in the country we built after they attacked us and sing ballads of Elvis, but Japan is starting to hate us too, as well as our crappy T.V building buddies the South Koreans. Perhaps it has something to do with American occupation? Something the folks in Cascadia know a lot about.

What is Powell and the Bush administration really doing prancing around the world under the banner of "Diplomatic liaison"? The Sasquatch Militia has discovered the Bushites in the White House have been under obligation to sell as many Candy Bars as possible before the Iraq war begins. What's the top prize? A hefty tax-cut geared towards the winners income bracket.

It's about time we let the Bushites and the War Party realize we are on to them. War with Iraq maybe a certainty, but capitalizing on it for the advantage of Hershey's Candy Inc. isn't. Let's stop this idiotic and inane abuse of our diplomatic powers. The leaders of the World have overdosed on high calorie candy for far too long, and many simply need a little R & R.