Sasquatch Militia Pre-School Conference

August 1st 2003!

The Sasquatch Militia of Greater Saint Paul is proud to present its annual pre-school conference. It will be held this Tuesday, August 2nd 2003 at Perkins on Hudson Road. If your lucky enough to be picked as a delegate or are a regional commander, YOU should be expecting a call soon. As always, we will contact YOU and YOU will never contact us. Any attempt at calling or contacting a member of the Militia will result in immediate punishment and subsequent denial of pension or promotions. It cannot be stressed enough that all involvement with the Militia is a result of the Militia wanting YOU to be involved. YOU can never force yourself on the Militia, YOU will be rejected and denied pension.

Hot topics will be discussed during this conference. A plan on what kind of new shirts to order will be discussed. A plan on what to do during the first day of school, whether during, before, or after, will be discussed. A plan on whether to purchase other accessories will be discussed. New Business cards will be ordered and what color is up to YOU. Promotions will be given. Food will be purchased by YOU for the Elite Hierarchy. Rankings will be updated. The Future of the Militia is in your hands!