Celebrating The One-year anniversary!

April 18th 2003

In just under two weeks the Sasquatch Militia will celebrate its one-year anniversary at Harding High School. Over the course of a year we have accomplished much more then any of us could have expected. From organizing our resources and personal to planning state of the art dance parties for all to enjoy.

We have been featured in the beacon, Harding’s official school paper. We have also had a quiz bowl team named in our honor for both the winter and fall quiz bowls.

We have made tremendous recruitment efforts among the school’s own and among non-Harding hominids. We have attracted over 120 full-fledged members over the course of one year. We have developed and sustained a Hierarchy of over 30 dedicated hairyfeeters. We also have a loyal following that number in the several hundreds or perhaps thousands. There is no boundary to our influence, prestige, and power.

There will be tremendous festivities surrounding the anniversary of the founding of the Sasquatch Militia, including the crowning of a new emperor to serve the next year as the Militia’s leader. Stay tuned for more news and activities surrounding the Sasquatch Militia’s one-year anniversary.