Andrew Bursaw, The acclaimed author of the monthly Everyday Gaming article, which is published in the Harding High School Beacon, this article is generally
despised by all who read it and even some who don't,
was present at the press conference. "I will not rest
until there is video game justice" he yelled and
screamed as he was dragged off by a Sasquatch
Militia security operative. Apparantly Andrew has
not learned his lesson even after being arrested and
mercilessly beaten by a combination of Officer Kraus
and Dr. Henton. Andrew has also been attacked for
denigrating Donkey Kong, a Sasquatch, as
"Stupid and childish" by a coalition of hominoid
equity activists.

The plan, which calls on a meeting of tribal leaders to map out the future of Iraq, has drawn little support from the remnants of human hegemony in Iraq, such as the Iraqi National Congress and other blatantly pro-human alliances of thugs and Saddam rejects.

Jimmy Carter criticized the plan for not taking into considerations the thoughts of Fidel Castro, the man Carter has refered to as a "Winner" "Team player" and "Human rights advocate". Apparantly Jimmy Carter was not invited, but managed to show up anyhow with a large contingent of mangled hawks in a push to pass a hawk protection zone over Iraqi airspace. This law would make it an international crime for fighter pilots to shot down any friendly hawks. Apparantly Carter believes the was has caused dozens of unnecessary hawk deaths. The US State Department denies the allegations.

Soon the room was devolving into chaos and disorder as more flamboyant and outspoken characters paraded their causes in front of the Cameras. One of the most controvertial was a guy dressed like George Bush who kept calling himself Mr. Taxcutter. He had a chainsaw and was cutting down tree's yelling "Cut this Bush, Tax the tree's, Cut tree taxes." Soon he charged the crowd but was tackled by members of the Harding Boys golf team.