Sasquatch Militia to Release new Documentary Movie.
'The Other Cancun, to document lives of Sasquatches on Spring Break in Cancun.'
4/29/03

The Sasquatch Militia has announced plans to debut a new Sasquatch oriented documentary in 500 theatres this June to attract the Sasquatch and Human audience which has been less than captivated by the current release "The Real Cancun", which documents the journey of a group of horny and drunk Humans.

The film will be produced and directed by the Sasquatch Media and Arts Council, which is under the command of Tyler S. It will feature the stories of 6 Sasquatches who venture to Cancun for Spring Break. But, "That's where the similarities between the two movies end." said Tyler.

From that point the 6 Sasquatches make there way to the other Cancun, the side of town where American business and tourism hasn't reached, the poor and desolate areas where poverty is ubiquitous, and relief from the everyday hell that is their life is conspicously absent.

They then proceed to administer first aid, feed the hungry, clothe the naked, and help the poor stop being so intolerant of money and actually acquire enough whealth to sustain their life.

When the American Human scum that inhabit the rich part of Cancun party, drink, and engage in all sorts of hedonism, remember that there is someone out there sacrificing their life, for the good of the people, not for the good of themselves.