The Hierarchy Reacts April 10th 2003
It has come to the attention of the Sasquatch Militia that certain members of our esteemed and dignified organization of tolerance, love, compassion, and equality have engaged in criminal acts of property defacement. These acts constitute a direct violation of our beliefs, laws, and customs that encourage law-abiding tactics of protest and promulgation. The Sasquatch Militia, under the guidance of the hierarchy and the obligation of Militia law and custom has taken appropriate acts of censure in order to dispense justice and show that acts of crime are both unnecessary and immoral. We hope the Militia’s stern discipline, as well as that dispensed by the American courts and Harding High school, will discourage and preclude any future illicit acts.
We do not condone the acts of the few that seek to tarnish the Militia’s image of peace, love, and discipline. We are deeply sorry for the actions committed in the name of tolerance and would like to extend our deepest sympathies to all those negatively affected by the events which occurred against Johnson that were directly coordinated by renegade units within the Sasquatch Militia. We are a large organization which seeks to be inclusive and accepting, but we can no longer be accepting towards those who wantonly disobey both Militia and civil law, and bring dishonor to us.
Thank you for your patience, loyalty, and faith that the Militia will one day overcome these acts of unjustified vengeance.
The Hierarchy of the Sasquatch Militia.
Signed by the following Hierarchy members.
Holy Phajer -___________________________________________
Emperor Lil Rob -_______________________________________
Supreme Commander Kyle - ______________________________
Secretary of Love Brock - ________________________________
General Nate - _________________________________________
Secretary of Commerce Mike - ____________________________
Secretary of Doom John - ________________________________
Head of Protection, Major and Minor threats Sarah - ___________