Harding High Announces Plans for Tolerance!

April 1st 2003!

Today, the supreme commander of Harding High School, Mrs. Deb Henton announced her plans for a tolerancia at Harding High school in order to avert the threats posed against Sasquatches at Harding by angry hooligans and pro-human nationalists who roam the hall threatening and harassing pro-tolerance Hominoids. Her plan called "New Directions" has been praised by pro-tolerance activists from Moscow to Portland. Among it's key tenets are

* Immediate resignation by all Harding Staff members and replacement by Sasquatch Militia university professors and teachers from Sas High School in Cascadia.

*Immediate equal rights charter put into effect to grant legal protection to all hominoids as a birthright, not something to be earned or arbitrarily denied.

*Appointment of pro-tolerance revolutionaries to the PTA.

*Abolishment of grades, all hominoids are equal.

*Institution of a pay-for-what-you-eat policy in the cafeteria. No longer will funds be wasted on such vain articles as food and beverages.

*Free tuition to Harding High school paid for by the Holy Phajer himself.

*Immediate expulsion of all those not willing to help contribute to a tolerant environment where learning comes first.

*And immediate institution of Militia law and customs to serve as the bedrock for the tolerant school called Harding High School of Higher values and Tolerance.

Among a proposal rejected by the Sasquatch Militia was for Yeti's to staff the pitiful Harding Knights football team. "No Yeti will ever be sacrificed to the horrendous conditions that plague Bakken Field", was the official reaction of the Sasquatch Militia.

*This is an April Fool's joke, no idiot would ever believe that the intolerance which inundates Harding could be removed so easily. Only the benevolent hand of Providence could striken the intolerant with tolerance at this hardcore Sas hating institution which hates the Militia with a keen interest in its destrution by such vile means as censorship and public censure of Militia apparel.